Are you poor or are you rich ?

[derpcake2]

I'm rich, I don't play.

[Viscere]

Originally Posted by dennardscott86 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Point of the story, Guild leading is a Pyramid scheme and Im a WINNER!!

Kinsawt and Xzerion approve this submission (Rogean can confirm).

The best story I ever witnessed on p99 was Alina and Aleja being a married couple and both guildies of my guild at the time, <Transatlantic Rampage>.

Kinsawt, scummiest player of all and officer of TR, started apparently dating IRL with Alina.

When TR disbanded, not only did he take almost the entire GB to RMT it, but also he snatched Alina from her husband. She then got divorced.

The legend says Kinsawt got interested in her as she onced admitted in guild chat that she did coke anally (I remember I was facetracking trakanon at the time and that got me paying close attention to /gu).

As <Transatlantic Rampage> members, we all we lost plats since they stole the GB.

But Aleja, man, he lost pp and his wife...

No other game is as brutal as p99

[Freakish]

That's like par for the course on everquest. I've had live guildies who cheat, steal, kill themselves with drugs and the occasional well rounded person who plays it as a fun outlet in the afternoon after work. Guildies who play drunk and are mad at life, diabetics addicted to MMOs and lost an arm.
A couple that the majorly overweight wife cheated on him every guild get together, get divorced, he breaks his back paying for the kids and she dies. Kid who got depressed over a girl breaking his heart and overdoses on heroin.

I've heard of fucked up shit on p99 but it's nothing compared to what my guild was like.

[Viscere]

Best story #2 was Sericx going to jail for "Forceful Entry"

The guild he hated the most

[shuklak]

Originally Posted by derpcake2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm rich, I don't play.

Reality hits ya hard bro

[Cecily]

I’m poor IRL because I don’t have a good financial plan like this guy I was talking to at the bus stop today who was saving up abandoned bikes he finds in the mall’s parking lot. He’s gonna fix them up and when he gets 100 of them, he’s gonna sell them for $75 each, and then he’s gonna have 75 grand in his pocket. Repeat until millionaire.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was off a decimal point.

[Endonde]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m poor IRL because I don’t have a good financial plan like this guy I was talking to at the bus stop today who was saving up abandoned bikes he finds in the mall’s parking lot. He’s gonna fix them up and when he gets 100 of them, he’s gonna sell them for $75 each, and then he’s gonna have 75 grand in his pocket. Repeat until millionaire.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was off a decimal point.

"Abandoned bikes"


I'm pretty sure that's code for stolen.

[Cecily]

I inquired about that! They’re just bikes that are broken and left in the parking lot.

[Legidias]

Were they all missing their front wheels?

[Lewkeng]

Originally Posted by Francois [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is the plat value of the friendships I've made along the way Visc?

I voted 1 million + because we're buds.

Bc this.