Nerds playing EQ on Thanksgiving

[Swish2]

Originally Posted by choppedandglued [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Last year some guy came into EC to yell at the vendors in the tunnel for being "nerds" who have no life playing EQ on Christmas day. I feel fortunate this didn't happen on Thanksgiving.

Imagine logging in at Christmas just to say that to other people :/

[Octopath]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only reason why I play on Thanksgiving is because the many years of built up cheeto dust on my chair has melted and resolidified, causing me to adhere to my chair. It creates a perfect seal, which allows me to poop my pants for warmth while keeping everything else clean.

I also chained my ankle to my desk after that one year my family broke down my door after I refused to answer my phone. Can you believe they tried to drag me outside?

My fat also pours over the sides of my armrests, locking me in tightly, so I couldn't even move if I wanted to.

Occasionally I'll see a rat crawl over the top of my soda can mountain and I'll snatch it for a quick snack. So you could say I had Thanksgiving dinner.

I enjoyed

[Daloon]

TIL Thanksgiving dinner is 24 hours long.