Top o' the mornin' to ye!! - Page 2

Hasbinbad · #1 03-18-2011, 09:52 AM

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and SHEEP are SCARED!!

Hasbinbad · #2 03-18-2011, 09:52 AM

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and the WOMEN are TOO!!

Hasbinbad · #3 03-18-2011, 09:54 AM

What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Edinburgh?

A Scottish leisure centre.

Hasbinbad · #4 03-18-2011, 09:55 AM

I heard that the Scots invented a new use for sheep..

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..wool.

Hasbinbad · #5 03-18-2011, 09:55 AM

What's a Scot with more than one sheep?

A bigamist.

Hasbinbad · #6 03-18-2011, 09:56 AM

What do you call a Scot with 500 girlfriends?

A shepherd.

Hasbinbad · #7 03-18-2011, 09:57 AM

Why are Scottish Border Collies so quick on their feet?

..they've seen what happens to slow sheep.

Hasbinbad · #8 03-18-2011, 09:57 AM

Why don't Scots count sheep to fall asleep?

..because they want to fall asleep, not have a wet dream..

Messianic · #9 03-18-2011, 10:01 AM

I've never heard the Scottish sheep bestiality thing...ever.

Hasbinbad · #10 03-18-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Messianic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've never heard the Scottish sheep bestiality thing...ever.

They keep it pretty close over there, but any celt will tell you that the Scots are DEFINITELY the sheepfuckers of the barbarian world.