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A reason to read the forums again. Can we get some more ranger stories as well?
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#13
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Sneaksy posted it in another thread, I think, but she's on top of the Felwithe caster's building. I bank there while I'm derping around in Mistmoore and Sneaksy inspired me to try the climb and almost die from fall damage in the process.
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I've heard it's possible to get on top of the statue in FV, though I bet it's out of reach for gnomish spelunkers.
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I'd beens hearin rumors that the ice dwarfs of velious was getting anxious lately. That there was possibly traitors around....and that they needed someone with advanced sneakins abilities to investigate!
So I set out for Velious, sure that if I helped they would reward me with all the cheddar they gots! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] While I was traveling to their home though, I noticed one of them actin suspicious....sneakin around the orc fort. Of course, bein a sneak myself I can recognize various types of sneakin. Traitor sneakin, scoutin sneakin, sneakin sneakin, it is wide sneak science. This was definitely traitor sneakin though! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] So I waited...and once I overheard enough....I jumped into action to take down the traitor!!! Wasn't no one around, but I knew this was my big chance! Luckily I had studied archery with some elves and always kept bags of arrows for such occasions. As I rained down arrows on the traitor dwarf and used my gnome feet to keep away....I noticed another gnome nearby watchin! The fight was over half done, but I was runnin out of arrows.... "Hay! This dwarf is traitor!! Zap it ! Zap it with me!!" "I...I can't....he is too big to fight!! We aint got a chance!!" She replied, uncertain of her gnome strength "We gots this!! I fights bigger stuff than a dwarf before!! Trusts me!!!" And with that she began flingin magic around, zappin the dwarf as it chased after me. The battle raged on for what seemed like hours! The traitor dwarf resisting much of the gnome magic and dodging my arrows....but we had an advantage, gnome stamina!! Eventually, as night fell, we had defeated him. Gnomes victorious!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] We took the information to a nearby dwarf camp, but they was suspicious of us gnomes. Instead telling us we had to prove ourselves worthy by using our gnome science to solve some problems they were havin with cold fingers. We sat down for a while and thought, then came up with a great idea! What about...a finger blanket?! It was genius!!! Weebdar was thankful for showing her the power inside of gnomes, and before she left she said she knew an elf that might be able to help with gnome science resource gathering. And that is how I met the great elf Lanyai! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Together we set off across the wastelands researching new gnome science! Though, as we traveled, we eventually ran across more dwarves....each distracting us from the research to help them. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] We even met one dwarf who wanted to be a great fighter! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] So we traveled with him for a while....napping, eating lunch, doing great battle. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Eventually, we had done it!! Helped many dwarves all across the wastelands!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Not only that, but during our travels we had even gathered enough materials for me to attempt to create the ultimate gnome invention......the finger blanket!!! To help the coldains with their hunting. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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Though, even after proving ourselves to the dwarves of the wastelands....we found out they didn't know noffin about any traitors! It was a dead end!!
And so I went back to traveling to find out what I could. That night, as I traveled the wastelands...I found myself in the middle of nowhere as a storm approached. I had to find shelter, and quick! Luckily in the distance I could see something that might shelter me from the cold. As I snuck closer though, I realized it was a sleepin ice dragon!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I was pretty good friends with dragons though, so I was sure he wouldn't mind me takin a nap with him. That night, as I slept...I heard a voice.... "Sneaksy, seek out the lonely wolf...." Knowing mysterious voices are usually onto something, I set out to find this wolf!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I spent the next day traveling the wastelands looking for such a thing. Eventually coming across some abandoned huts and inside found a wolf hidin! No one else was around ....but since it was gettin late again I set up camp for the night. Wolves is pretty warm, warmer than ice dragons at least. As night fell...I heard some spook sounds coming from outside.... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] "Gnomeee, avenge meeee, the traitors....they must pay.....go with my wolf....avenge meeeee" As he spoke his wolf came from out of the house and began tugging at my shirt. Seein as this was my only lead....I guess I had no choice. So we set out into the icelands to get revenge!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Eventually the wolf came upon a camp of orcs....and nearby were some adventurers. "We is helpin avenge a spook! Get ready for some fightin!" I shouted. Suddenly a horde of orcs appeared from the camp as the wolf ran into battle! Such a brave wolf!!!! The battle was fierce, but somehow we managed to take down the orcs....and on one of the bodies found a note. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] My suspicions of the dwarf before were proved right! He WAS a traitor dwarf!!! Not only that, but now we had evidence...and even more leads!! Saying goodbye to the wolf, I took my new evidence to the dwarves. They nodded in agreement....word had been spreading about the traitors since my last visit....and worse, one of their captains had been kidnapped!!!! We didn't have time to waste! So we assembled a group of adventurers and began mission "save-em-dwarfs". [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Of course, I scouted the area first....findin the prisoner dwarf guarded by not just orcs...but also GIANTS! Was they all workin together?! This was gettin more dangerous than ever! Our band of adventurers were only three. Me, Lanyai....and Phillip..... it wasn't enough to prison break the dwarf straight on. The other dwarves saying they needed to guard the camp, though, more likely too scared to fight them giants and orcs together. That's when I came up with a plan!!! I told Phillip to punch one of the dwarves in the face and then cheese it over the hill towards the prison!!! If they didn't want to fight, we would lure them into one instead! Everything went off perfectly, Phillip punched em good and as they all ran over the hill towards the prison...the orcs and giants thought they were under attack and rushed into battle!! It was a full on war!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] In the end, we were victorious....but after freeing the captain....we discovered just how widespread this traitor problem was...... | ||
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Uh oh! Traitorism must be a contagious disease among the Coldain!
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#19
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Starting a Sneaksy fan club. I, obviously, will hold the Grandmaster and President titles. Now accepting applications for the positions of:
Vice-President Chairman Secretary Treasurer Application fees are 50,000 platinum pieces. Please make your checks payable to me. | ||
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