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Old 11-12-2017, 11:20 AM
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Your mom doesn’t count as your girlfriend.
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Old 11-12-2017, 12:14 PM
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My girlfriend is making coffee for us as I post this reply.
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Old 11-12-2017, 12:53 PM
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My girlfriend is making coffee for us as I post this reply.
Wow, for all of us? How did she know I like coffee?? A bit of sugar, no cream please.
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Old 11-12-2017, 01:34 PM
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sounds like a keeper

(high five)
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Old 11-12-2017, 01:38 PM
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Light cream no sugar please
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 11-12-2017, 02:01 PM
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My boyfriend is snoring like a walrus next to me and I can’t fucking sleep. Am I doing this right?
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Old 11-12-2017, 02:46 PM
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My waifu pillow is looking a little disheveled today
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Old 11-12-2017, 02:49 PM
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 11-12-2017, 03:05 PM
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My boyfriend is snoring like a walrus next to me and I can’t fucking sleep. Am I doing this right?
You're a lucky gal!

Did you know walrus are known to take seals?

They'll sneak up on them, wrap their bristly lips around the seal's head and suck SCHMOOOK until the seal's cranium collapses and the juicy brains stream out. Yummy!

Lucky girl indeed!
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Old 11-12-2017, 07:14 PM
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Seals are adorable seapuppies and Walruses can go fuck themselves.
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