Wordplay

[bigjerry]

zoglodyte

zoglodyte(noun): an entity whose reason has been twisted by the leader of the Dark Dragons. typically is fat, has bad acne, sweaty odor, many tattoos, smells of cigarettes or marijuana, or has some other immediately visible maintenance-related impediment (tortured soul manifest in flesh) that a woke man in Hoffman lenses can spot from a mile away. Cannibalistic entities who have their natural desire to do good twisted until they hunger for the flesh of their exceptional brethren and feel that they are helping the downtrodden when they suppress a beautiful spirit.

"I was going to roleplay a stereotypical street blackman in a decidedly not meanspirited manner for big laughs at the party, but my coworker was present and I feared he would feed me to the zoglodytes."

[skarlorn]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

since you have reposted it now, i feel compelled to ask, "why?" ^^ And "how?" ^^; where's the 10!? :c

[big_ole_jpn]

Rapported - when u got such a good rapport with another n*g u can report him in to the reigning authorities as a good natured prank. Reserved for only the biggest, slipperiest, toughest of n*gs who cannot be touched meaningfully by the law (otherwise its called snitching)

[big_ole_jpn]

Meaningdul - "important", but boring/gay. Like when a bitch starts crying on ur shoulder about bad childhood

[SoekiWiz]

Smain:

A smell so powerful that it goes beyond lingering, to establishing a permanent presence equivalent to the visual impacts of a stain. A smell stain. A smain.

My diet's been shit, and my stomach is a wreck. Over this past week I've smained my desk chair.

[Angushjalmur]

Originally Posted by SoekiWiz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Smain:

A smell so powerful that it goes beyond lingering, to establishing a permanent presence equivalent to the visual impacts of a stain. A smell stain. A smain.

My diet's been shit, and my stomach is a wreck. Over this past week I've smained my desk chair.

Went on a road trip to Canada once, and we were eating fast food and convenience store shit the whole way there and back, so the car we took forever smelled like ass after that.

Finally, a new word I can apply to real life

[maskedmelon]

flustlated

[fruhs-tley-tid]

adjective

1. conflicted, having mixed feelings of exceptional happines and disappointment at once
melon has been thoroughly flustlated while watching Game of Thrones.

[maskedmelon]

fealing

[fee-ling]

verb (used with object)

1. to revitalize or invigorate through physical or emotional touching
initially guarded, she smiled brightly, rapidly rising from her slump as her dear friend continued fealing her up, caressing her with kind words.

2. to be revitalized or invigorated through physical or emotional touching.
she smirked confidently fealing the warmth of her pet affectionately nuzzling her arm.