THAT guy........

[Tippett]

Originally Posted by boboo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My grandma fell in the stairs the other day, she broke her hip in 3 different places, the group was pissed i didnt warn them i was gonna be afk for a while. I know, my priorities are all messed up.

So after your grandma fell you went and helped her for 15 minutes, came
back played EQ for 20 minutes, THEN took her to the hospital and never came back to EQ.... Your the worst person ever!

[Duma]

Over the years I've heard everything from "I fell asleep at the keyboard", to "someone had to go to the hospital", to "I set the house on fire".

Confronting a chronic afker/leecher is like catching an exploiter red handed. Every single one will have outlandish excuses or explanation of why it wasn't them.

I have begun thinking I may cursed at all the granny's of the party members that have been seriously injured or killed over the last decade because someone simply grouped up with me. The number has to be well over 100 for that excuse alone.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Every time I ninja afked, I was either piss drunk, stoned out of my mind or balls deep in pussy.

Fuck you if you don't like it. Remove me from your bullshit group. Oh, what you're really pissed about is that I was the only tank/cleric/puller and the group split before I could throw up and/or blow my load? Sucks to be you!!!

[Bubbles]

lol tags.

[Ihealyou]

I feel like not being on EQ at all is more appropriate than going AFK if you're balls deep in pussy.

[Alawen Everywhere]

So there's this thing that happens sometimes when you live with a woman. You're doing something (playing EQ, cooking, watching the paint peel off the walls) and she walks up behind you, presses her tits against your back, sticks her tongue in your ear and her hand down your pants.

When that happens to me, the EQ gets afked, the food gets burned and the paint goes unwatched. You can do whatever you want.

[Tippett]

Im sick of the misconception that this post was about people going AFK and never coming back. If something comes up IRL I get it. I'm referring to people who basically watch a movie or find something else to do while playing EQ and do a really effortless and shitty job, like the exhibits mentioned before the individual was reacting incredibly slowly or not engaging for a few minutes and then coming back for a encounter or two. If your fucking your wife, I don't think your going to fuck for 3 minutes, come back play for 2 minutes, go fuck for 3 minutes, etc.... Your going to go fuck and come back in like 20 minutes or not at all.

[boboo]

Originally Posted by Tippett [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Im sick of the misconception that this post was about people going AFK and never coming back. If something comes up IRL I get it. I'm referring to people who basically watch a movie or find something else to do while playing EQ and do a really effortless and shitty job, like the exhibits mentioned before the individual was reacting incredibly slowly or not engaging for a few minutes and then coming back for a encounter or two. If your fucking your wife, I don't think your going to fuck for 3 minutes, come back play for 2 minutes, go fuck for 3 minutes, etc.... Your going to go fuck and come back in like 20 minutes or not at all.

I know, i read quickly and then realized what you were saying, but had started to troll already lol

[Alawen Everywhere]

I can't be impotent, purist said I was VIRILE!!!

[purist]

lol @ alawen viral with aids