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it's probably all narc-black-bloc on all sides...
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any cult that is based on, or goes out of its way in its ideology or rhetoric, to tamper with male sexuality is cannon fodder. Catholicism fits the bill and that had a lot to do with why the Anglican Church had to be formed. The Pope was trying to cook up too many gay weird depraved ideas to convince people to act against their nature. So the King said damn we gotta get rid of this latin speaking weirdo asap, I like living real life with real people, I don't want a bunch of child molesting depraved creeps jerking off behind curtains and shadows and cutting themselves. Really only Judaism leaves enough freedom of thought and interpretation. It says sex outside of wedlock is bad and leads to bad things, but casts no judgment otherwise. The Catholic Church had all kinds of weird doctrine like "Your life replays as a movie when you die, God watches it with you and it depends on if you get eternal happiness in Heaven or you burn and have an infinity in Hell. ONE MISTAKE RESULTS IN DAMNATION. YOU WILL BE SEPERATED FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THEY WILL BE IN HEAVEN AND YOU WILL BE ALONE FOREVER"... Talk about fucking creepy and traumatizing weird stuff. Most people have no clue about these weird sects and Churches that have chosen to radically adopt and enhance the principles of Catholicism. Hell is not a place if you go, if you are not a Christian. Its the failure, of your life's greatest ambition. - bars
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hence the disclaimer being necessary in 2016.
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The tipping point for the formation of the Anglican Church was when the King had already been living a life of cuckery under the Pope and it just seemed to get worse and worse. He had been thinking to himself damn this guy is just an old creep, he made up these rules because hes not young enough to be out here getting all this ass....he jelly...
He sighed and was like "well alright, what about a woman, can I marry another woman then? Seems pretty non-gay and normal to me. Surely I can do that after being deprived of all this ass my entire life. A second marriage doesn't seem like a big deal, my first wife died of AIDS." Pope: "OF COURSE U CANT FIRE GIANT. U CANT DO ANYTHING IDIOT. THE BONDS OF MARRIAGE ARE UNBREAKABLE. U CAN LIVE LIKE A CUCK LIKE THE REST OF THE CHURCH IN ITALY". King casts *Anglican Church conjuring spell*
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PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82 | ||
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Meanwhile in der Faderland...
Equally displeased with the cucklord from the south, monetization, perversion and secrecy of his beloved delusion, Martin Luther brought about public protest of the aforementioned grievances, setting in motion one of the least favorable blows ever to befall the Catholic Church. Others joined Brother Luther in protest, clergy taking wives, delivering the holy scriptures to the people in their native tongues and doing away with centuries of bizarre amendments to an already sufficiently bizarre, but adequately amended ancient text... LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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<Millenial Snowfkake Utopia>
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I find this idea interesting because atheist (a former one myself) find comfort in the idea of nothingness. Yet when you discuss this with an atheist they use this as a basis for why god is a kid playing with ants with a magnifying glass.
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Let Jesus take the wheel.
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roses are red
violets are blue if you arent muslim i'll decapitate you | ||
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