I just had sex

[Ardok]

Sounds like you're relationship is stale man, you should re evaluate and maybe call it quits with this one.

[Ahldagor]

Hybrid lube is the way to go.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hybrid lube is the way to go.

But you can only Lay hands every 72 mins. Don't. Blow your load!

[Swish]

What does it say about a person if they have to brag about having sex on an online elf simulator forum?

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What does it say about a person if they have to brag about having sex on an online elf simulator forum?

Spidy senses tingling!

[surron]

lmao these mcloven losers talking about what lube they use i cant tell if serious... can you not get your girl wet, or does she dry up the minute you get it in because of your awful technique?

[Pokesan]

what was his name?

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by surron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lmao these mcloven losers talking about what lube they use i cant tell if serious... can you not get your girl wet, or does she dry up the minute you get it in because of your awful technique?

It not for wet spots. ^^; Though somewhat valid question if using it for that. Though some girls can't get wet due to anxiety or other factors. Some just produce less too, like salivating, there are genetic variables for one's propensity to salivate.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by big_ole_jpn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Silicone lube is the only way. (((They))) always say use water-based with no explanation. the only reason is silicone-based weakens condoms. Lucky for me ooh baby I like it raaaaaww.

lol I noticed the federal gov makes sure no big chain stores sell silicone based lube. probably some planned parenthood big brother bullshit. this reeks of government agency intervention, since silicone was quite popular I recall.

I remember in high school during sex-ed they were pimping water-based lubes. Again, obvious government planned parenthood interference at the state level. This water shit sucks, very lols it also has citric acid in it just to give it that extra sting and put some more "fuck you" into it ala tap water, roads, and taxes.

cant find it at CVS.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

If you ever get mad at her, I recommend using icy hot as a lube. She'll learn not to talk shit ever again.