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Old 01-05-2011, 02:40 PM
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So I get into a LGuk group after waiting for an hour or more. Five pulls into my backstabbing rage mode, we take a med break. A cleric yells from the zoneline about free 90% rezzes. The monk and the shaman immediately sprint from the room to go get old corpses rezzed at zoneline. So they are at zone, all rezzed and can't move and shit. The SK decides to go pull. The only ones in camp are SK, Clr and 2 Rog. He says 4 are incoming. Now that is some pretty sick shit, but so is my gear([You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]) When the mobs get there, there is actually SIX mobs, including wizards. If I was a cuntbag, like Hassel, I would have clicked HIDE. But, shit like that got you blacklisted back when I played, so I follow proper principles. What remains of the group gets rocked.

Now, here is where shit gets REAL CRAZY.

The shaman and the monk, seeing our plight, try to go grab the corpses before shit starts repopping. But, obviously it already is repopped since the SK was pulling from near bedroom back to ass/sup. So they die again. The cleric at zone finds my corpse near zoneline and rezzes me in. I grab consent and begin the long haul of dragging bodies to zoneline. (Sneak without SoW is AWFUL)

Halfway back to zone, my sneak fails? The spell message said, "You have moved and are no longer hidden". I don't know why the fuck that happened, considering I was in sneak so that doesn't even make sense. Any Rogues illuminate this issue, please? Anyways, I die again.

Shit is getting super crazy now!

I zone into EC, super fucking pissed, and immediately grab a port and sow. (thank you druids on server) I run back to LGuk, and to my surprise, the entire group is still at zoneline, INCLUDING THE OTHER ROGUE, sitting there. Nobody had done a damn thing productive while I was gone.

So, I have sow now, and being the legit mother fucker that I am, I run back in that bitch NAKED. Grab all bodies, not just mine, but my entire group's corpses, INCLUDING corpses that weren't even recent, and drag them back to zoneline. I literally dragged 6 corpses at once, naked. By now, the 50 cleric at zone had logged, my group looted their shit and logged (probably to play WoW), and I was left with -10% xp for the day.

So, after 2 hours of "playing", most of which was spent dragging other peoples shit around, I lost experience. All of this could have been avoided if the Monk/Shaman would have just stayed, or if the SK would have FD when he saw he had 6, or if we went as a group to zoneline and fought our way back. Instead, people had to be all dumb about shit, and I got stuck doing all the dirty work.

P.S. Was the 8% xp you got back from the rez really worth it?

Where are all my legit Rogues who get stuck dragging noobs around all day??
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:53 PM
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Good story, I enjoyed this whole thread. Here are my fav parts.


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Halfway back to zone, my sneak fails?
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I literally dragged 6 corpses at once, naked
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Why are people SO FUCKING BAD at this game?

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If I was a cuntbag, like Hassel
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thank you druids on server
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:54 PM
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ROFL. Yea, overall, pretty funny story.
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:33 PM
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too many biopolar lazy rogues on this server.
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:46 PM
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why did you need a port? you should bind in grobb

not so pro
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:25 PM
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you suck at a 12 year old mmorpg with limitless data on every single aspect of the game

fucking loser
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:31 PM
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So I get into a LGuk group
There's your problem.
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:22 AM
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Thanks casuals.
yea people who dont devote days of their life to sit in front of computer how dare you have the audacity to come near me

disgusting
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:20 AM
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There's your problem.
oh damn you had a bad group in guk with hours of CR?!?!?!1

sorry, but cry more.

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i'm sure that's happened to every one of us here.
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:23 AM
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First, who pugs in lguk? Seriously could you pick a worse zone to pug exp in?

second, its lguk your going to get trained and die, its fucking lguk.

Third, Your in lguk under the best circumstance you get shit exp with semi decent loot. Even in the best exp groups your going ot be -5-7% you cant gain exp in this zone.

Go to solb or kedge, or stop bitching about exp seriously.
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