Gorilla shot and fatally killed. Child falls in to zoo' s enclosure. Crim charges?

[Cecily]

It's my theory that little kids are young enough to remember how shitty the world is from past lives.
That's why they spend every waking hour trying to find a way to kill themselves.

[Pokesan]

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what's this supposed to be?

[maerilith]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's my theory that little kids are young enough to remember how shitty the world is from past lives.
That's why they spend every waking hour trying to find a way to kill themselves.

i was angry enough at my past lifes to keep on living and fighting so i could do as much damage in this life as possible (sarcasm)

but seriously that argument can go either way

I've got cosmically noble karma and bootyhurt running thru my veins, not sure if i'm making sense, but this is a thing

[JackFlash]

they might be less likely to let more kids crawl out of their vaginas and into gorilla enclosures

I think we need a picture for scientific purposes.

[maerilith]

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what's this supposed to be?

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[maerilith]

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I think we need a picture for scientific purposes.

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Perfect baby delivery in a totally trans transhuman world of non-biologics 4 u.

Those babies come pre-programmed to kill gorillas on site with their lazerbeam eyes.

[FoxxHound]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's my theory that little kids are young enough to remember how shitty the world is from past lives.
That's why they spend every waking hour trying to find a way to kill themselves.

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Made my day

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Viable strategy....until the Gorilla decides to rip your face, hands, and genitalia from your body with little to no effort. Monkeys/Gorillas/Chimps...these animals are f#cking ruthless when they want to be.

I have a friend who still maintains to this day that if he had a baseball bat he could take 2 chimpanzees in a fight to the death. I feel the Chimps would take the bat and sodomize him as they ripped his limbs off...a Silverback? Yikes - Silverback wins 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000 times in this duel scenario

Chimps are one of the most violent animals on the planet, where as gorillas are generally pretty passive.

Chances are there was a way to save the gorilla, but it would have been a risk. I'm not sure about gorillas, but a chimp is about x3 stronger then it looks -- and there a good 4-5 ft tall.

A chimp has muscles that are a lot stronger than humans, so your friend doesn't realize he is comparing apples to guns. They also do things like bite your genitals off if they get the chance.

[maerilith]

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[Chaboo_Cleric]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Viable strategy....until the Gorilla decides to rip your face, hands, and genitalia from your body with little to no effort. Monkeys/Gorillas/Chimps...these animals are f#cking ruthless when they want to be.

I have a friend who still maintains to this day that if he had a baseball bat he could take 2 chimpanzees in a fight to the death. I feel the Chimps would take the bat and sodomize him as they ripped his limbs off...a Silverback? Yikes - Silverback wins 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000 times in this duel scenario

Dude It's a viable strategy when facing a Silver back. People need to be aware on a 1 on 1 duel scenario. I myself practice these scenarios regularly with my girlfriends mother. I could've saved this kid easily.

When facing an adult male Chimp it's an entirely different strat. You need to first kneel down in a bow like pose. Then you wave you arms frantically in the air being as loud and possible and charge. The chimp will cease and recognize your dominant form and size. It's really simple.

Animal planet use to be educational now it's just choked off by the terrorist nazi rebel media hosting such things like as the Croc hunter etc.