things u like ur sex partners to call u

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

im pretty sure u only get to fuck the pizza boy in porn plotlines/if your visage can compete with mine my man

Well they say the best partners are the ones that turn into a pizza and a six pack of beer after midnight. Certainly on the level of oral sex at least.

[Big_Japan]

drinking after midnight is for god damn amateurs

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bigj
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that gets me off mostly

Oh I know

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

drinking after midnight is for god damn amateurs

Oh! I often run out of fresh beers hours before then. Though I usually at least keep my coffee table stocked with partial boxes of pizzas. But nice to have something fresh after midnight to sip on when available. Don't be sucha buzzkill [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] geez
But anyway who need sex when you can watch the latest episode of Vikings hah

[Kawazu]

Originally Posted by Daywolf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh! I often run out of fresh beers hours before then. Though I usually at least keep my coffee table stocked with partial boxes of pizzas. But nice to have something fresh after midnight to sip on when available. Don't be sucha buzzkill [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] geez
But anyway who need sex when you can watch the latest episode of Vikings hah

Who "sips on" alcohol???

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Kawazu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Who "sips on" alcohol???

People that typically grow past the beer bong age and move out of moms basement? How it's done: http://imgur.com/gallery/cSXQgQA

[Thulack]

I had a girlfriend that told me she was sexually abused by her father when she was younger. Like a week later while getting intimate she asked if she could call me "daddy".....Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Originally Posted by Thulack [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a girlfriend that told me she was sexually abused by her father when she was younger. Like a week later while getting intimate she asked if she could call me "daddy".....Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

Wait, you mean you didn't feed into her delusions?
Be careful, if she was a tranny you'd be liable for up to a $200,000 fine right now.

[Xaanka]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ive never been called papi but i bet that would work too. i had a (foreign asian) coworker who always called her (firearms instructor whiteman) husband daddy even in front of ppl on the phone, seemed like a pretty enlightened way to live.
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used to game at a friends house back in high school, and eventually his brother moved off to college but left the computer. turns out he had amassed an impressive collection of brother/brother incest porn, and rape porn of a probably underage girl getting railed by a beer bellied fat white man as she repeated "Ay! Papi!"

things were never the same after that tru story

[Xaanka]

but ya i make my girlfriend call me Wolfie.. Woof!