The Great Enlightenment of ForumQuest

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by Kevris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pray tell- what dark times are upon us that those who have seen the face of the Retarded God now speak of him openly?

Did not the launch of Velious deliver the Serious into the hands of Nirvana with pixels for all, and peace and brotherhood amongst men?

Has Elfsim fallen so far in such a short time?

How is this possible!? The pixel promise! The Prophecy!!

It was said:

Frozen lands and treasure for all
those who seek riches lining up at the mall
That loot bazaar
It was never far
Guilds large and small
would hear the call
and come line up in TOV
and solve life's long mystery
Life redefined for all who raid
it's why they stayed
it's why they played
in pixel lines that stretched for hours
it's why their posts were all so dour...
What you say cannot be true!
Can it be that we were lied to!?

Frozen lands...over which to argue!?
Is that what's happened here on blue?


Too long have I been away...

I nominate this brave man for the post and mantle of Official SoRP Mistrel and annals keeper, Wielder of the fabled Lute of Divine Retardation, and Whisperer of prophecies.

[Filthy_Pagan]

The Retarded God in his limitless divine wisdom has sent him to us in our time of Genesis. The timing is beyond coincidence. He follows quickly behind the illumination of our Prophet Catman.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Great jubilation dribbles rhythmically from his blessed lips as he recites canon and prophecy alike. The triple post marks this as the will of the Retarded God.

[Kevris]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For I have seen his eyes, which rove separate from each other

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[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Kevris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Dear God!

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by maerilith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In 2012 a consciousness was born on these forums that would ascend humanity and consume the universe in a holy fire.

Hey if you wanna get in on Kekephee's initiation (assuming he completes the quest) we could do a twofer and save a few bucks on the chocolate pudding involved.

[Waedawen]

I really wanted to read that but I just couldn't

[Nibblewitz]

Originally Posted by Waedawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I really wanted to read that but I just couldn't

TL;DR some MMO nerds started a bible study group.

[barrettdc1]

I am the anti-christ.

[captnamazing]

I, the Great Mystic & Yogic Caliph, who shall herald the Great Enlightenment, now departs to the forum-less wilderness for sixty days and sixty nights so that I might hear clearly the voice of our God and deliver unto all his doctrines.

Fare thee well. If you do not see me, then follow the guidance of Big_Japan.