We Crootin'

[Madbad]

can i be drug czar?

[Pokesan]

11th commandment guys

[Filthy_Pagan]

I just want you to be happy bb

[Spyder73]

Join us today!

[Pokesan]

Be advised, my SoRP fellows, that I am not the only member that may issue FKP(Forum Kill Points). Take heed of this message and continue Our good works.

Any member may submit a forum incident for FKP; preferably in the thread in which the ownage occurred. A single confirmation by another SoRP member validates the FKP award.

We shall prosper in Glory Under the Sun and bring Light to the Darkness of this forum!

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Be advised, my SoRP fellows, that I am not the only member that may issue FKP(Forum Kill Points). Take heed of this message and continue Our good works.

Any member may submit a forum incident for FKP; preferably in the thread in which the ownage occurred. A single confirmation by another SoRP member validates the FKP award.

We shall prosper in Glory Under the Sun and bring Light to the Darkness of this forum!

Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:

1. fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
2. FKP point award nomination
3. FKP point award confirmation
4. Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
5. FKP point awarded

To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:

1. fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
2. FKP point award nomination
3. FKP point award confirmation
4. Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
5. FKP point awarded

To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?

Dear Director of the department of trolling you until you believe your own trolls,
I for one welcome this vestment of power. I feel such responsibility is well placed in the hands of our Lord Treasurer of FKP. He is of outstanding character and moral virtue, and feel there is no better candidate amongst our ranks. God bless the SORP.

Sincerely,
Filthy_Pagan
Official Flummoxer & Perpetual Sufferer of Collywobbles. Forward Vanguard Shock Trooper
Department of Trolling, Society of Retarded Posters.

[captnamazing]

Lol @ the B level forum questers who are unionizing themselves. Of course you mention me in the first post, but you are sorely misguided if you presume I would ever join ranks with filth such as yourselves. I need no companions, for I walk the lonely path of Greatness.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

The masses heave before me like the ebbing tide of a sullied sea.

In terror and delight you behold my Radiant Form. Desperately you feed off of the allowance I grant. But you balk before me, for I am the One. I am the Ronin who wields the Sword of Verbs. You are the 7 Samurai, deluded by numbers and vapid titles.

When the reckoning comes, all ye that walk the Path of Falsehood shall know Despair and Justice. For Light cares not what secrets it reveals when it chooses to shine in the darkest basement.