Bregen D'Aspergers

[Secrets]

Originally Posted by Juevento [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We make your pee smell funny.

You guys also make your poopsocks smell fresh!

[anonymous666]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] lemon scented poopsockies

[contemptor]

Signs you may be rustled and affected by Asgergers:
Make this thread

[falkun]

Originally Posted by Secrets [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Exclamation point detected, get this one to the ER, quick! We can save him before he starts suffering from other symptoms. Thank you, spyder, for this easily referenced list of symptoms so we may speed diagnoses of our fellow elf pals. Many neckbeards were saved this day.

[Spyder73]

As I mentioned earlier in this thread, my days of trolling are done, I am making a vow to be an upstanding citizen or Norrath and not rustle the staff or other players anymore. I have nothing but love for my EQbros.

Asgergers is a good one, A+

[Spyder73]

Still being signature hacked by the staff, HaHaHaHa, good times! Braknar the Wise is a funny guy, my favorite staff member of all time by a large margin. How I wish I could meet him IRL for hugs. I am not biter about my surname anymore though, I have seen the light and the error of my ways, Wu Tang is silly and immersion breaking, I see that now, I was wrong, I was always wrong.

[sirelothar]

Heh 0/10

[dafier]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Still ... hacked, HaHaHaHa! Braknar guy, my member all time large. I wish hugs. I am a biter though, I have ways, silly and, I see that now, I was wrong, I was wrong.

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[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was not respecting the staff properly, calling Brakanar fat, making inappropriate references to nazi Germany, ect, ect. I have learned from my mistakes and am turning over a new leaf to be a positive force in the community, just had to do 1 more BDA post to try to rouse Failbus out of hibernation/involuntary paralysis.

Quick FYI, staff doesn't care if you call them fat. They're bigger people than that. LoL that sounds funny, but I'm serious.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BDA is a debilitating and humiliating disease, if you have any of these symptoms, please seek sunshine and IRL companionship immediately. 10 Symptoms that you may be afflicted with Bregen D'Aspergers....

1) Failure to develop meaningful relationships with your peers.

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

4) Unable to make eye contact with others

5) Realizing that you own none of your raid loot and are being used by Chest to advance his own characters

6) BMI index greater than 20 (obese)

7) When rustled, over use of exclamation marks (!), emoticons 😱, obsessive replies (t-t-triple post), obvious projecting.

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

9) Rage anytime someone mentions Green Grocer or Swish in a thread.

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

Feels goog to be unbanned. I love the CSR staff, praise P99, praise Braknar, Praise anyone else who is capable of banning me. Long live Rogean and Nilbolg.

Great piece of writing. My only complaint is using aspergers syndrome as a pejorative.

Not trolling..