Norrath's Gayest NPCs (pls no ban)

[Itap]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

[SyanideGas]

Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

Hahaha

[jwargod]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahaha

How short is that wood elf and high elf? They they cut off the lower half of their bodies or something?

[Kekephee]

Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

That doesn't count, though. Like Tom Jayne, the guy who played the Punisher, was gay for pay when he was homeless on the streets of LA starving to death before he made it. He said, if I had to choose between not sucking a dick and a sandwich, I chose the sandwich. That's SURVIVAL, baby


*edit* oh, sorry, this is a roleplaying game message board. Uh... when Jayney Tomas, the famous bard of Qeynos who defeated Sir Lucan in single combat only to spare his life, famously quipping that the real perk to having won would be the song he'd get to sing about it, when he was, uh, level 3, he, you know, all that stuff I said

[Lulz.Sect]

Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

Chortled during appetizers

Originally Posted by Secrets [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fire Giants are obviously the gayest NPCs.

Reported for hate speech.

[iruinedyourday]

The bard in my avatar.

[SyanideGas]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

mmmm

[Coridan]

There's no Shadowed Women.

Something to think about.

[iruinedyourday]

I swear to god there is an NPC that says some really gay shit somewhere in norrath but I cant for the life of me remember it..

In fact if you can SS me with the 'hail' text that Im thinking of, I'll give you 5k plat.

I mean its of little risk to me becuse even if you find it ill just say its not it... No I wont, the captain knows I can be trusted.

I swear there is some Tom Bambadil sounding dude somewhere out there...