Norrath's Gayest NPCs (pls no ban)

[SyanideGas]

Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

Hahaha

[Kekephee]

Originally Posted by Itap [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

That doesn't count, though. Like Tom Jayne, the guy who played the Punisher, was gay for pay when he was homeless on the streets of LA starving to death before he made it. He said, if I had to choose between not sucking a dick and a sandwich, I chose the sandwich. That's SURVIVAL, baby


*edit* oh, sorry, this is a roleplaying game message board. Uh... when Jayney Tomas, the famous bard of Qeynos who defeated Sir Lucan in single combat only to spare his life, famously quipping that the real perk to having won would be the song he'd get to sing about it, when he was, uh, level 3, he, you know, all that stuff I said

[iruinedyourday]

The bard in my avatar.

[SyanideGas]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

[Coridan]

There's no Shadowed Women.

Something to think about.

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

mmmm

[iruinedyourday]

I swear to god there is an NPC that says some really gay shit somewhere in norrath but I cant for the life of me remember it..

In fact if you can SS me with the 'hail' text that Im thinking of, I'll give you 5k plat.

I mean its of little risk to me becuse even if you find it ill just say its not it... No I wont, the captain knows I can be trusted.

I swear there is some Tom Bambadil sounding dude somewhere out there...

[jwargod]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahaha

How short is that wood elf and high elf? They they cut off the lower half of their bodies or something?

[Ravager]

Guard Settine seems to have something going on with one of the male high elf slaves in Crushbone: http://wiki.project1999.com/Taskmaster_Earring_-_High_Elf_Male

[Messie]

I haven't been to Kelethin in a while, but I remember getting that vibe off the way one of the Wood Elves looked at me near or inside of the bank. I'll head over there soon to "drop" a few copper pieces and see who's wandering eyes I can catch.