<Empire> now recruiting

[Nocsucow]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

RL photos bannable offense

Report me pussy

[Buhbuh]

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hail, fellow fire giants

Empire, the only guild filled with top notch, ball gazing pro penis locking homo's, is now recruiting.

Over the past 6 months we've completely sucked our own dicks while competing like total queers, so now it's just all about booty holes and having good orgy fun with pals.

The one thing we can promise you in this larger homo setting that no other guild can is a sense of order. Also, it's a great place to cuff your balls naked.

Our requirements have changed.

Basic requirements include:

Must describe your dick in Teamspeak
Willingness to bend over (PvE and PvP) and to retain that semen forever


Not required but preferred/ enjoyed:

Lubed up jobless virgin
On the batphone

Our senate of officers will discuss your application thoroughly before rendering a decision to take you on as an applicant. If you're helpful, adept, and a generally nice player, you have a stronger chance of getting in. If you're unaware, not very good at the game, and have no inclination to learn how to change that, you're more than likely not going to get an invite.

We are not particularly elitist players, but our core knows the game and knows it well, so we expect you to fall in that same category with time, or at least have the inclination to learn how to be a sweet queer.

We are a semen council. We have spreadsheets detailing where semen is distributed and several officers that are ages 14 and realistic about the insemination made by each and every member. Raid attendance is being recorded more stringently now, and a spreadsheet of raid attendance will become public with Velious.

Our website is now up S'nD's.com, and you can apply there at: S'nD's.com/apply

After applying, you can send tells in game to a member or officer as a gentle reminder that you've applied, but do not spam us. Please use common sense. We're all queers in this guild, and we expect you to act like one as well. Sending us tells is fine, just don't be crazy about it.

fixed for accuracy

love queer D S'ers.

[iruinedyourday]

lol this guy is maaaaaaaaad wow its a game lol

[Buhbuh]

calm it down, calm it down

[Nocsucow]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

calm it down, calm it down

Im calm... new Orleans and greenbay game is boring

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Im calm... new Orleans and greenbay game is boring

Jordy out for the season? Could you imagine how many early fantasy drafts are ruined?

[Nocsucow]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jordy out for the season? Could you imagine how many early fantasy drafts are ruined?

A dude in our league took him first round he said he's quitting if he's out for the season...,

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A dude in our league took him first round he said he's quitting if he's out for the season...,

I know guys are anxious to get leagues going but I wait for after week 3 to do my drafts. There prob like 2 or 3 more injuries out there before the season even starts. I wouldn't quit tho he should be given FIRST waiver exception that's what we do.

[fiegi 8.0]

yikes

[jaybone]

haven't cringed this hard since i saw a picture of OPs fat fucking wife.