Greybeard

[Farzo]

Lol, Jesus Christ.

Does my FQ really make you guys roll over in your beds at night in beads of sweat.

Y'all need 2 start playing this game for fun again or log out.

[Pikrib]

Hateraid and Rellapse were way better forum trolls, we need to get them posting again.

Farzo is like the special olympics version of a forum troll.



p.s. Farzo when you post in caps people think you are rustled.

[abbud]

Originally Posted by Farzo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol, Jesus Christ.

Does my FQ really make you guys roll over in your beds at night in beads of sweat.

Y'all need 2 start playing this game for fun again or log out.

Honestly? No.. I thought you quit and traded your characters for illegally acquired kangaroo pouches with another aboriginy who shall not be shamed.
I just visited the forums and saw you had alot of publicity/threads. I figured people would find the 411 on you intredestering.

Yeah, you are right! I just started playing again and it's pretty fun man, or else im logging straight out!

[Farzo]

Hateraid is back BTW.

And caps is good way 2 get a msg across to fat mad sad people still doing Kunark content 5 years on.

[Farzo]

Originally Posted by abbud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Honestly? No.. I thought you quit and traded your characters for illegally acquired kangaroo pouches with another aboriginy who shall not be shamed.
I just visited the forums and saw you had alot of publicity/threads. I figured people would find the 411 on you intredestering.

Yeah, you are right! I just started playing again and it's pretty fun man, or else im logging straight out!

Well ur a liar coz don't know wtf ur on about with half ur rambles.

Ur srsly mis-informed. Too many years on licking lites snout has it's effect.

Wth is the westcommonlands thing??

[abbud]

I was lying about that one, the rest is true.

[Farzo]

Naw ur misinformed and need to log out again.

Lite's snout not as powerful anymore he has been reduced to pig ashes pretty much nothing more here for u to lick.

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by abbud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just who is Farzo aka Greybeard? What is his story? Read on to find out.

Greybeard stunned red community by stealing items from a paraplegic assburger who had a mental breakdown. Refusing to give the items back Greybeard finds support with the RnF community. A community he will quickly alienate

The leveling is slow. People ask, "Just when are you going to PvP?". Greybeard declares he will PvP when he is lvl 49. Words of "Roxors your boxors" and his leveling prowess is everywhere.

Greybeard enters into a 1v1 challenge in West Commons. The entire server comes out to watch this historic event. Greybeard gets destroyed in a horrible show of button pressing. All hell breaks lose and many onlookers are coined in the aftermath.

He continues to level up, avoiding combat whenever he could. He misses all of the epic battles, including the massive sebilis fights.

Time passes without many updates from Greybeard, he drops of the radar for many players at this point.
Greybeard is now level 60 with epic in <Nihilum>. People ask, "Just when are you going to pvp?" Greybeard says he will pvp when velious is released.

Taking a break from EQ gaming, Farzo posts some pictures of women he has paid to have sex with him in his gaming dungeon. He shows pictures of monitors held up by chains, a hairy arm-rest, and women with track marks, face masks, and signs declaring his sexual prowess. The message board world is not impressed.

Velious is released

The story continues.

lol good read, i can pras that

[Rhuobhe]

Greybeard #1 paladin

[TacoSmasher]

sam da man deathwalker is a legend.

thread would be better if it was actually about sam rather than applying his story to farzo. zz