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Old 08-04-2015, 07:03 PM
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Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.
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Old 08-04-2015, 07:41 PM
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Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.
Lol...id say feeding someone kraft is abusive in itself, like mcdonalds. Which will hopefully go out of business in the US soon.
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Old 08-06-2015, 03:39 PM
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Kraft cheese is like Wonderbread. If you're not eating it because you're 4 years old and your parents are abusively cheap with your diet, you are a subhuman.
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Although not 'real' cheese, Kraft singles offer a surprisingly healthful nutrition profile with higher protein to fat ratio than even mozzarella! They are also a delicious addition to any batch of scrambled eggs. I am not too pleased with their low melting point though...
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Old 08-06-2015, 03:56 PM
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If you like American cheese, get it from the deli counter. Boar's Head Whole Milk American or Land 'o' Lakes American is pretty good.
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Old 08-06-2015, 04:09 PM
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Although not 'real' cheese, Kraft singles offer a surprisingly healthful nutrition profile with higher protein to fat ratio than even mozzarella! They are also a delicious addition to any batch of scrambled eggs. I am not too pleased with their low melting point though...
"delicious"
It tastes like rubber.
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"delicious"
It tastes like rubber.
Huh uhhhhh.... -.-
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Old 08-06-2015, 05:16 PM
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Huh uhhhhh.... -.-
Theres a reason they serve literal cheese cubes, and not kraft slices, at classy events
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Old 08-04-2015, 09:11 PM
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i know kraft singles are terrible but i was using them to make cheese bergerz a couple weeks ago and i was like WTF THIS PLASTIC IS SHIT and was picking it out of the cheese

I almost went to the grocery store to complane and get a free pack of cheese but then i realised its not realy even cheese and that would also be absurd, so i just threw it away.

feels goog to know that i was just not opening the packages wrong and that i was smart enuf to not eat the plastic.
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Old 08-06-2015, 04:01 PM
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LoL cheese FtW
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