Just started a month ago...

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've been playing p99 for 3 years and my girlfriend still won't leave me!! What am I doing wrong?

Probably bathing and not playing enough eq. Still sex? Cut that out. Tell her you met a younger, skinnier girl on eq. Try to hold a straight face.

[Swish]

Take a picture of your favorite wood elf model on your phone and make it your wallpaper... see what she says...

[webrunner5]

Originally Posted by Charlievox [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have you checked to make sure she's still there?

LMAO. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Great reply. Made my day. My wife would agree with that statement. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[vaenivo]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've been playing p99 for 3 years and my girlfriend still won't leave me!! What am I doing wrong?

Haha this is how I imagine my trajectory - just started up in late April so I guess I have some time.