Red as Fuq.. or the next Vyrenoth?

[Buhbuh]

i just offer riles to diffuse situations and then never see them again

u want rile, bro?

we have beers, maybe a little sex

then i never call them back

coincidentally that's my strongest pickup line as well as my peacekeeper

[jeffd]

guy wanted to fight me 1 time but i got scared n barfed on my gf

[Farzo]

Can't plug IRL PvP.

*presses gate key*

[Lev_Mer]

lol i almost escaped into the void ... maybe it was when i said "this is going on youtube and your dad is going to be embarrassed" ..

5 seconds later im in a chokehold and relaxtionary is telling the guy to let go, he wont, im choking, and so relaxationary elbows him in the face twice and boom fight over..

relaxationary so buff he kept the two guys off me and ended the fight, all while trying to stop it... finally they back off when my dad comes out... oh man my knees got so scraped i didnt cry though...

i didn't cry.

[fred schnarf]

you wont post any videos this probably didn't happen

[Lev_Mer]

no need for the intense reverse psychology im just busy being cool but heres a preview.

this guy was only 17 but 6 foot+ 230'

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hurb says oh shit

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older brother comes out to beat me up.. relax trying to keep peace

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was it something i said?? camera is no longer in my hands as guy tries to fight me.. both of us out of shape but im way older.. his brother to short to worry about relax hugs him and says lets break it up... but the guy goes for the choke

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dress socks is me, hairy back has me in the choke and about to get elbow slammed by relax

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i thought sikh was peaceful.. just dont tell them to turn their music down

[krazyGlue]

Is that xantil ?

[Drakaris]

Pussy. . . Would have smashed his bearded baby face to a bloody pulp. . .

Ahh well. . .

[Lev_Mer]

when he slapped my camera i slapped the shit out of his face.. so loud my brother comes up on the video and says, i heard a slap what was that

his beard absorbed the blow well i recommend neck chop to disable next time but i just wasnt even thinking.. how can she slap thats how buddy...

[Smedy]

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I still don't get how people manage to get in physical disputes... This guy in high school I know who repeated and most likely had mental issues was in constant physical altercations with people once he left school...

Maybe because I am a muscly and rough looking guy IRL people don't start shit? Naw its cos of my awesome personality!

that or it might be the limited edition legos you've got on pedistals for display around your house that makes people stay the fuck away.