Who has better rhetoric?

[Ihealyou]

It's ok, I don't date fat chicks anyways

[nalkin]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's ok, I don't date fat chicks anyways

to make it worse shes also black

[nalkin]

Some examples of writing:

Abacab:
"and you're fat as fuck and rip 4chan meme and catchphrases like it's your own modus operandi, so what is your point?

Stop acting cool by pretending to be disinterested and above the fray when you're literally reading every little word that is said on this post, as evident by your need to bump the shit back up to the top. So with that being said stop being a failtroll and go back to playing your game, you have no place in R&F."

"Sup Koota, I couldn't hear you talk, I was busy out dpsing your shit guild in hate and watching you cast human illusion in a near Orwellian panic in the EC tunnel because your consistent fear of me bringing Rinna to crash the party.

Oh and how's life? Still wearing those polos and weighing 98 lbs when wet? You get laid yet man, or are you still scouring facebook for those public profiles hoping for a AIM S/N?"


Hasbinbad:
"I made it through 1a (taught by a man-hating witch) with a B, and have additionally been trained in several forms of professional communication specifically entailing the written communication of dense technical material in a manner which is easily understandable by the lay person. I think I'll go ahead and trust the 3.7 GPA I've earned in those classes (rendered unto me by some fairly strict Ph.D.'s - who's job it was to critique my writing style and clarity), rather than your offhand and biased opinion. ..unless of course you were being ironic. kthxbyela~"

"Oh dear, I would not fit in with Alawen's circle of friends. Whatever shall I do now? I should just snuff it, because life is no longer worth living. I shall never enjoy the posh pleasures that await me in his 100% whole-grain and bean-sprout kitchen. Oh the horror. I'll never enjoy the pleasures of tofurkey sandwiches with bean-sprout paste on sprouted-grain gluten-free bread!! Oh noes!!

Look dude, all I'm saying is that judging by your like-minded forum posting, it looks like you guys would make a compatible sex couplet. I'm not judging based on gender at all whatsoever, I just think you guys seem compatible. I might be wrong, who knows? I think you guys should check it out before you knock it tho."

[Daldolma]

They're both funny, but I take Hasbin's diction. A lot of Hasbin's humor is either derived from or augmented by his phrasing. Abacab definitely says funny shit, but he doesn't do it in an especially interesting way.

[guineapig]

Originally Posted by Estolcles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I vote Bob Dole.

Bob Dole approves of this.

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by nalkin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some examples of writing:


Hasbinbad:
"I made it through 1a (taught by a man-hating witch) with a B, and have additionally been trained in several forms of professional communication specifically entailing the written communication of dense technical material in a manner which is easily understandable by the lay person. I think I'll go ahead and trust the 3.7 GPA I've earned in those classes (rendered unto me by some fairly strict Ph.D.'s - who's job it was to critique my writing style and clarity), rather than your offhand and biased opinion. ..unless of course you were being ironic. kthxbyela~"

"Oh dear, I would not fit in with Alawen's circle of friends. Whatever shall I do now? I should just snuff it, because life is no longer worth living. I shall never enjoy the posh pleasures that await me in his 100% whole-grain and bean-sprout kitchen. Oh the horror. I'll never enjoy the pleasures of tofurkey sandwiches with bean-sprout paste on sprouted-grain gluten-free bread!! Oh noes!!

Hah, in return for the praise offered above, I feel the need to direct attention to the irony of "rendered unto me by some fairly strict Ph.D's - who's job it was...". Grammar nazis are gay, but due to the placement of the error, kind of funny -- it's 'whose'.

And "the posh pleasures that await me in his 100% whole-grain and bean-sprout kitchen" had me rolling.

I appreciate the fact that he manages to be funny and sound furious at the same time.

[Japan]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Grammar nazis are gay

FOREVER 15

[VictoryARC]

I like Hasbinbad's bullet-point translations. Funny shit. Id post an example but I'm on my phone

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by nalkin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

to make it worse shes also black

uuur- ive gone from 400lbs to 216, fuck you.
also, note nalkin's racism. kimmie doesnt seem to mind. (see sig)

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by VictoryARC [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like Hasbinbad's bullet-point translations. Funny shit. Id post an example but I'm on my phone

i like this