Everything I touch electrocutes me

[Grimjaw]

just wear one of these around...

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I just picked one up from memory express (lost my old one)

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I'll put it in my pocket next to my pens

[citizen1080]

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I'll put it in my pocket next to my pens

Thats were my pen is

[radditsu]

Pick up your feet when you walk...how hard is it?

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Casio alarm clock died for your sins

[Portasaurus]

Casio Jesus

[Infectious]

I still have an alarm clock from the 80s... It will survive!

[2pacalypse]

i'll never not be able to rage when someone misuses "electrocute" this way

i'm autistic

[Cecily]

I used to electrocute my cat every winter when I pet him. Maybe you should discharge current into an animal or loved one.

[Whirled]

Are anti static socks a thing yet?