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Old 10-01-2014, 01:50 AM
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dead from the porn and pot.

this thread is HAH GAY meme all day.
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Old 10-01-2014, 03:44 AM
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For better sperms take some vitamins B6 and B12 and folic acid.
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Old 10-01-2014, 07:50 AM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
Truly an LRON quality post.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:43 AM
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Truly an LRON quality post.
For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:52 AM
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For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.
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Old 10-01-2014, 08:40 AM
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I read somewhere that a certain small percentage of the population has killer sperm. And that those sperm have a much higher chance of getting to an egg because they kill the other sperms of the lesser peoples
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:23 AM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
Could it be from sitting crouched over a monitor all day wearing nothing but tightey whitey underwear & a Walmart tshirt playing an MMO drinking Dr. Thunder? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:37 AM
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Let your girl lick your balloon knot a little
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:26 PM
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ok well what can i do to get them motionile?
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