Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by Rhambuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah I watched this guy for about a minute before I had enough.

I could only stand about 35 seconds.

[Gaffin 7.0]

kinda sounds like sirken, that you bro?

[murrpau]

Same- all the millenial "youtube/vine famous" just dont do it for me. They're all like that one kid in r&f who doesn't play on p99 but keeps posting bait. I tried to find the gawker article he referenced in the first place but couldn't so I read the whole thing on bodybuildingforums. Short version for those of us who don't want to listen to some weenus yap about "ewwww myyy gawwwwd what is wrong with peeeople":
-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later
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[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by murrpau [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later

Thanks!

[Tuffpuppy]

Originally Posted by murrpau [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Same- all the millenial "youtube/vine famous" just dont do it for me. They're all like that one kid in r&f who doesn't play on p99 but keeps posting bait. I tried to find the gawker article he referenced in the first place but couldn't so I read the whole thing on bodybuildingforums. Short version for those of us who don't want to listen to some weenus yap about "ewwww myyy gawwwwd what is wrong with peeeople":
-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later
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Who gets back onto a jetski that many times after being intentionally thrown off of it haha

[Brynnag]

I cant watch youtube at work, its blocked [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Hailto]

Just lost a little respect for Sirken for watching Phillip Defranco

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just lost a little respect for Sirken for watching Phillip Defranco

i didnt even realize that was a thing, but all you pals act like you wouldnt click on a video titled - "Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death"

and if u really wouldn't, then i'm ashamed of you

[|3igHurb]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i didnt even realize that was a thing, but all you pals act like you wouldnt click on a video titled - "Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death"

and if u really wouldn't, then i'm ashamed of you

sorry there might be a dick

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[Tacitus]

Originally Posted by |3igHurb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sorry there might be a dick

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what the fuck