in traffic for 3 hours need to pee

[Juevento]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A car got knocked off the bridge no way to get out of this traffic. I must relieve my bladder of this agony. What techniques do you use to prevent urinating all over yourself?

Obviously not Class C material... Real EQrs always are ready to raid with poopsock and piss bottle.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Juevento [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Obviously not Class C material... Real EQrs always are ready to raid with poopsock and piss bottle.

on the contrary II am a veteran EQ mu however never had the need to poop sock seems to be a blue server epidemic

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah I got stuck in this traffic right past the San Jose exit trying to get to Orange Park since about 830 currently I'm about halfway through the bridge

Go to the downwind side and let er rip man.

[fishingme]

I have heard stories from a diesel semi truck mechanic that has worked on numerous semis tell me that alot of truckers have holes cut in their seats and bottom of the cab so they can shit and pies while driving. Would never of believed it if he didn't show me a picture.

[indiscriminate_hater]

that's why i always carry a huge cup is my car. piss cup is great for long road trips. plus you can empty it out while you're driving and almost guarantee that your piss will end up on someone's car

[Whirled]

We used to play Pizzonya when roofing back in the day. You better have maxed your dodge if you were bringing up more shingles, lol

[JayN]

put your hood up and piss into your grill "classic"

[Velerin]

piss a little, let it dry, piss a little let, it dry, repeat.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I like to keep a snap-top iced tea bottle in my car for when you really gotta go. They key is to use your foreskin to "dock" with the bottle which, in an ideal world will allow you to minimize the amount of urine that splashes onto your Tasmanian devil seat covers.

You'll obviously have to adapt the bottle to your skin-missile shape but once you get it down you'll hear a reassuring "fart" noise as displaced air continually breaks the smegma/urine vapor lock.

Be safe!

[Glenzig]

What's a foreskin?