how to teach a cat to type

[Tradesonred]

Theres probably too many buttons on a keyboard for the cat to remember which keys to press, but dunno.

On a simplified keyboard, maybe?

Cats are pretty fucking smart, just independent. My cat figured out that when he comes in from outside, i feel cheery and give him a can of soft cat food.

So now the motherfucker asks for the door only to whine in window 5 minutes later to come back in. Once hes in he starts rubbing on my leg and looking at me like wheres my can bro?

Ive got plenty of cat stories like that