Twacked out mafakkas

[Goobles]

So tonight over the course of 4 hours, a deranged 70 year old lady came into my work and was in the bathroom for 30 mins, then didn't know where she was.. I eventually had the cops pick her up so I could finish closing.

Then I took a stroll to downtown MPLS with two of my friends. We saw a guy trip over a curb and do a faceplant into the ground...

One guy came up to us and was like,"I want your billies". I had seen him wrestling with what seemed to be a guy down the road but he caught up to us eventually. Really? 3 of us? Come on dude... eventually his friend came back and got into another grapple war with him, and we walked away no problem... but I thought we were gonna curb stomp him.. some twacked out mafakka. As we got down the block, I saw like 3 cop cars pull up to them. Niiice.

Then we decided to wrap up the night, and go get some fuckin' food. Just as we got there, we saw a guy fight a police officer. Bad idea. 2 mins later, 5 squad cars on the block and the dude was subdued.