Things you shouldn't do, but do at work anyway

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I'm a retention manager, and I'm about to pink slip all your fgt asses.

[ymw]

I deliberately throw anything recyclable in the trash. I work for a renewable energy laboratory.

Bad boy 4 lyfe.

[Rellapse40]

wow u r a rebel

not

still a nerd

[ymw]

Can i at least be a rebel nerd?

All you people jerkin' at work need government jobs. We even have "quiet rooms" where people can go jizz on the walls in peace. Guarantee those rooms have a thick coat of man juice.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Originally Posted by Skittlez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What do you do at work that your not supposed to?


I rubbed one out today on break. It was different. I also ripped major ass right by a customer that I didn't realize was there. Laughter ensued from the both of us thank god.

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[Flamewraith]

A couple of years ago I delivered for domino's. Had my girlfriend order I pizza so I could go to her place and get a blowjob during the middle of my shift.

[Ahldagor]

brad out doing us all.... nah seriously, if you can get away with smoking, poppin, or even shoot then fuck your job for being a negligent ass

[Desmo]

Here are all things I have seen and said nothing about until now (Mind I have 10 years retail/hospitality experience):

1. People Fucking on the Clock
2. People putting genitalia into food or on products directly
3. Selling Weed and Oxycotin/Vicodin
4. Snort several poppers of cocaine
5. Punch a customer
6. Tell a customer to fuck off (no reprecussions)
7. Uncooked food, slathered on floor, then cooked and served
8. People spitting into food
9. People asleep (like blanket and pillow under their desk)
10. one guy set up a 711 buffet and for 2 hours we had an impromptu potluck

I have many more but 10 is enough for now. FYI, I now work at a clean establishment which is rarer than you think.

Desmo

[Godefroi]

This :

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[Skittlez]

Originally Posted by HurbLikesPP [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ill throw my hat in the jacked off at work on the clock ring... but i cant tell you where the semen went

Here we go