Who here could be a serial killer?

[Scikala]

The best way is probably to leave yourself logged into P99 creating a mild alibi as the system doesn't force you into /afk (doubt it would ever fly in court)

Then you need to pick you victims, and learn their routines. Also never pick a trend/style of person, makes you easier to catch.

[Scikala]

your* Whoops.

[Goofier]

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Who needs hyenas?

[Barkingturtle]

A few years back I owned a four-acre farm in Oregon. I kept half-a-dozen sheep, many ducks and chickens and a pair of turkeys. I built and operated a boarding and training facility for German Shepherds. I could house around fifty dogs, but it was a lot of work when capacity got that high.

I fed the dogs a specialized diet. Each day, I would use an electric meat-grinder to churn up twenty pounds of raw chicken quarters. The grinder would emulsify the chicken parts, bones and all.

I often imagined what it would be like to grind a human, instead. I figured twenty pounds is about as much as a baby weighs. I tell ya, the worst part was forgetting to wash the chicken paste off my hands before jerking my dick raw. Carpe diem.

[Goofier]

Human bones are much more dense, you may need to upgrade the grinder.

[Azure]

carve the bones into specialty jewelry and sell them online like priceless art.

[Krycek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY

[Twainz]

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Rents due on ur corpse's.

Can I dump my bodies with Cecily's and split the rent?

[Glenzig]

I think the obvious answer to the OP is...all of us.

[Champion_Standing]

Every time i hear about a murderer that is on the run i send the FBI a link to R99 forums.