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Old 03-28-2014, 03:06 AM
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Good god that one looks stupid and irritating. Would it be wrong to fuck her anally while giving her a swirly?
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:14 AM
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:29 AM
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Not all women have the sorority girl mentality. Find one who has similar interests as you, its not that hard. Sounds like you guys are trying to pick up girls outside the local highschool.
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Old 03-28-2014, 04:16 AM
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Not all women have the sorority girl mentality. Find one who has similar interests as you, its not that hard. Sounds like you guys are trying to pick up girls outside the local highschool.
Truth.
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Old 03-28-2014, 04:37 AM
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read, we are all now dumber for having experienced it.
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Old 03-28-2014, 04:45 AM
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Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

tldr: women are bad at music
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:12 AM
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news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.
Uhm what.
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:23 AM
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Uhm what.
It's true. We met in 2002 at a benefit for children with assburgers. After a few drinks and a long conversation about Chopin, Martha and I retired to her room. Foreplay ensued, and moments later I was surprised to find a handful of Argentinian weiner. My shock turned to wide-eyed understanding as I turned my gaze towards Martha and she nodded as if to reinforce my newfound enlightenment, that she was in fact great at the piano because she had a penis.
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:34 AM
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read, we are all now dumber for having experienced it.
Thank you folks for rescuing the thread.

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Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.
Mary Ford
Joan Jett
Donita Sparks
Jennifer Batten
Nancy Wilson
Bonnie Raitt
Kaki King
Orianthi
Sister Rosetta Tharp
I could go on...

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I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.
Well, you lack reasonable judgment. It's clear.

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Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.
Take that bullshit word ("classical") out of there. That's just another way to be racist and sexist. The only reason more men are known is because women were "expected" not to perform.

Martha Argerich
Elisso Virsaladze
Lilya Zilberstein
Angela Hewitt
Helene Grimaud
Maria Pires
Alicia de Larrocha
Idil Biret
Maria Masycheva
I could go on...

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The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.
Bwahahaha... did someone tell her children?

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Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.
Well, you got something sorta right, at least.
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:01 PM
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Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.
Lzzy Hale. Fantastic.

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