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Hello I thought I would share with you what happened to me recently. I have felt lonely and decided that now is the time to get myself a girlfriend. Being asian, girls usually don't warm up to me too quickly so I usually avoided trying to get a girlfriend. I walked up to the money tree in alabama and went up to the counter andasked the female how she was doing. She said she was doing fine and I picked up the phone and dialed my mom. I was nervous and sweating and she said "your doing fine, just be yourself". I said to the woman "Hey I wanted to know if you will go out with me tonight." She said she had plans. I said "sorry" and walked away very quickly. The next day I came into the same branch and I didnt see her so I waiting over an hour outside of the building hoping she would show up. She finally pulled into the parking lot and I was so scared and sweating profusely. I ran over to her car while she was still in it and put a rose on her windshield and ran away, trying to give the myself the mysterious dangerous lover look. So scared and filled with adrenaline i cooled down a little bit with a Pepsi from the pizza place next door. After drinking the Pepsi I went back into the branch and walked up to her with my head down like I was mysterious. I took out a coin and flicked it into the air and caught it to impress her. I asked her if she will go out with me and that I'm endlessly in love with her. She said some rude things that I'm trying not to think about. Anyway I left, a total failure, and heart broken.
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Y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶/̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶G̶F̶.̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶z̶y̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶u̶r̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶v̶i̶r̶t̶u̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶i̶t̶u̶d̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶g̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶s̶i̶g̶n̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶r̶v̶o̶u̶s̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶'̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶f̶-̶a̶b̶s̶o̶r̶b̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶e̶m̶a̶l̶e̶s̶?̶ ̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶5̶-̶1̶0̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶I̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶s̶i̶a̶n̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶?̶ ̶B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶f̶o̶r̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶d̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶i̶c̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶,̶ ̶a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶.̶ ̶M̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶.̶ ̶I̶f̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶i̶n̶u̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶"̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶"̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶W̶O̶U̶L̶D̶ ̶I̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶?̶?̶?̶?̶?̶?̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ ̶I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶e̶a̶r̶a̶n̶c̶e̶.̶ ̶ ̶S̶O̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶A̶s̶s̶u̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶q̶u̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶h̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶r̶e̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶.̶ ̶ ̶B̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶i̶c̶e̶:̶ ̶I̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.̶ ̶K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶.̶ ̶K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶ ̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ ̶K̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶:̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶ ̶L̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶i̶r̶e̶n̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶.̶ ̶D̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶.̶ ̶I̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶c̶u̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶d̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶[̶U̶]̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶[̶/̶U̶]̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶g̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶,̶ ̶B̶U̶T̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶c̶i̶o̶u̶s̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶!̶ ̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶u̶r̶t̶s̶.̶.̶.̶.̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶o̶n̶e̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶G̶F̶.̶ ̶T̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶r̶u̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶i̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶r̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶e̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶n̶j̶o̶y̶.̶ ̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶.̶ ̶Y̶O̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶u̶t̶s̶ ̶(̶o̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶i̶d̶e̶n̶c̶e̶)̶ ̶e̶n̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶.̶
I trashed my post because I think this guy is s******** us. Are there any honest people left?
+1 to anyone who tries to read that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NyOvgzG1o