DMX vs George Zimmerman in the boxing ring

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by Songla [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hopefully the fight is in Florida. That way Zimmerman can shoot DMX if he becomes scared for his life. Must see TV.

Self defense doesn't apply outside of Florida? Or was that a reference to a law that was never used in the Zimmerman defense?

[Songla]

Was simply implying that there is already solid legal precedent for Zimmer defending himself against other thugs in his home state.

[Orruar]

Yeah, but the self defense argument they made is a common doctrine that is in place in all 50 states (and most countries of the world as well). So it doesn't matter whether the fight is in Florida, Flat Rock, Flint, or Florence.

[Zadrian]

I don't give a shit about Trayvon Martin - I just want DMX to come out to Bring Your Whole Crew

[radditsu]

I thought zimmerman was being raped in jail for beating his wife in the face?

[Songla]

Judge decided he was not at fault and agreed that his estranged wife in low light conditions looks like Jabba the Hutt. Who could blame him from trying to defend self and property from that.

[Swish]

who cares?

[Estolcles]

I got Zimmerman in the fight. He's been training for months, and has the youth advantage (30 to DMX's 43). DMX will need to get into shape fast, because doing a movie once with Steven Segal doesn't count as any type of training.

[Rzaa]

Originally Posted by Estolcles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got Zimmerman in the fight. He's been training for months, and has the youth advantage (30 to DMX's 43). DMX will need to get into shape fast, because doing a movie once with Steven Segal doesn't count as any type of training.

Zimmerman is fat, never really had any muscle or functional strength in his life, and is 5'5. His "mma" training was the more the stuff fat old ladies try for a fun workout.

DMX is a crackhead who has probably been in a couple fist fights before. He may have even beat up a 17 year old before, as opposed to confirmed getting his ass kicked by one.

Zimmerman is the one who needs to workout, cardio everyday, if he hopes to last more than 30sec in the ring.

People going to get mad at facts, but yeah... Zimmerman and his 6" reach and gynecomastia need to workout more methinks.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

If this does happen, the outcome will be Zimmerman will win by DMX disqualification. MMA has rules, dude, it's not 'Nam.