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Old 01-30-2014, 11:37 AM
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You two eat the placenta?
Actually, we took it to this specialist who dried it out, pulverized it into powder, and packaged it into about 100 capsules. She took like 4 per day, supposed to help with postpartum depression and uterus contraction.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:44 AM
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Why did this need a forum topic? This is the information age. A simple google image search provides hundreds of thousands of stool samples of human females in less than a second.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:49 AM
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If your girlfriend ain't pooping, then you must have punctured her. Buy a new one.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:55 AM
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I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man
Smells the same as when I field dress a deer, too. Good times!
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Old 01-30-2014, 12:03 PM
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I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man
OMFG this x2 for me also.

Delivery room moment: "Oh, you need to cut the umbilical Dad!" "FUCK, this is like GARDEN HOSE!!!!"

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Old 01-30-2014, 12:09 PM
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I poop like once a week
You need more fruits and vegetables, make some green juice or a green smoothie
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Old 01-30-2014, 12:43 PM
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Actually, we took it to this specialist who dried it out, pulverized it into powder, and packaged it into about 100 capsules. She took like 4 per day, supposed to help with postpartum depression and uterus contraction.
Yeah I was thinking of doing that if I ever have a child.
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Old 01-30-2014, 12:48 PM
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I have never dated a girl that pooped, so im 100% sure hot girls dont poop...
real girls poop buddy,

those dolls under your bed dont count as "hot girls"










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Old 01-30-2014, 01:23 PM
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If your girlfriend ain't pooping, then you must have punctured her. Buy a new one.
Lol, best quote in this thread right here^
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:26 PM
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OMFG this x2 for me also.

Delivery room moment: "Oh, you need to cut the umbilical Dad!" "FUCK, this is like GARDEN HOSE!!!!"

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Haha I thought it was awesome, I was doctor number 2 for all 3 of my kids. I helped deliver all 3, as in actually helping pull them out and cut all 3 cords! Aint gonna lie, all 3 times cold air entered the room causing my eyes to water up! Best memories in my life yo~
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