Pasi's 1k Giveaway. Design My Sandwich - Competition Ends in an Hour.

[Verenity]

There is a Jimmy John's right across the street from my campus' two most prominent bars so trust me when I say the Bootlegger Club is an amazing drunk food. Is it as amazing hungover as while drunk? Debatable, but since roast beef and turkey are the kings of deli meats, I can only assume so.

[ctechguy]

There are no Jimmy Johns here in my state, that I am aware of.

Sooooo...as your gnome lawyer I would advise you:

1.) Choose the Hunter's Club. This sandwich is all about the name, not what kind of nutrition it's going to provide you. You want to make a statement, to your in game peeps as well as your RL friends (if you have any) about how you approach a meal. While you may not be a real world "hunter-gatherer", you probably do a fair amount of both in game to collect up that kind of coin! It's a name that allows you to eat from a position of strength, whether it suggests other "hunters" such as yourself are at your beck and call, or a perhaps refers to a nasty block of wood you use to deal with those that get in your way.

2.) If you're going to purchase it in person, be a little rude to the staff, or at least annoyed. It's important that they know you are feeling somewhat under the weather due to some recent swillage, and it's crucial to drive home the fact that you expect this goddamned sandwich to be something befitting a king, as you look to it to be the salvation for you errant ways. If you plan on using the internets to order, you can still always "phone it in" and claim you had some trouble with the website, and want to be sure they understand what's riding on this sammich. This is a fine line, you don't want them to spit in your food, but must apply exactly the right pressure to get the fresher ingredients and perhaps a bigger sandwich for the regular price.

3.)Beer. More alcohol will be necessary ASAP, to alleviate any aches and pains. Apparently they only serve Coke products, including bottled water. Berate them copiously for this as well, but only after your sandwich transaction has been completed, and you are in possession of said item. Remember, the beer is really the main course, while the sandwich will become the "side dish", metaphorically speaking. Hair of the dog and all of that stuff...

If you follow these guidelines carefully, you will have an encounter with the perfect meal(usually cons white) to defeat the dehydrated darkness of Hangoverville. Trust me on this. I am not like the others.

One final tip. If possible smoke while doing so. If you do not smoke, remember, it is never too late to start.

[fadetree]

Look, you don't need JJ's. Man up and make a real sammich. Go to store. Buy liverwurst in a tube. Buy rye bread and fritos. Return to house. Take out 2 slices rye, slather thickly with liverwurst, then drop a handful of fritos thereupon the glistening wurst slathers. Close the sandwich and apply firm pressure until the fritos crunch up and it all gets kinda glued together with the creamy wurst.

THEN NOM NOM NOM MA NOM NOM NOM MA NOMMY NOMMY NOM

You'll feel MUCH better.

[pasi]

Still 40 minutes to go, hunger is setting in. I should have put a 30 minute limit on this, but I am a man of my word.

[Spitty]

I'm tellin you, man. Italian Night Club.

There's so much greasy fatty goodness in the gabbagool and salami, and you throw them spicy peppers on there and it clears your head right up.

I'm setting one up online right now, matter of fact. Shit just got real.

[Barkingturtle]

Go vegan.

[Thulack]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go vegan.

/fail

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go vegan.

Go AWAY vegan!

I eat at Jimmy John's almost every day, either the Bootlegger, Italian Night, Hunters, or Tuna, depending on mood.

In this case, I'd go either the Bootlegger or Gargantuan... with hot peppers and avo (put that shit on everything).

[Itap]

I should win by default, I'm the only one providing a picture, to further increase your salivations

[myxomatosii]

Billy club no mayo.

Two cookies.

Dr. Pepper.

That always served me well.

No time to argue, hungry now.

The Jimmy Johns I lived by in NC delivered in like.. 8 minutes, it was insane.