Am I the toughest guy irl on P99?

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NO STRIFER NOT FAIR I WAS GONNA DO IT WTF

mad irl. not bros anymore. ruined my whole month.
//wrists

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my bad bro

[gotrocks]

^^lol'd really fucking hard irl.

apology accepted, u earned the hell yeah x10

[Hasbinbad]

There is no amount of money too exorbitant to spend on sponsoring lron to put on a singlet and get in a ring with Nazi Eashan.

[Hasbinbad]

I would literally sign a death contract if I got to see that before I died.

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would literally sign a death contract if I got to see that before I died.

Eashan would have to wear an S.S uniform though. I'd announce the shit out of that match.

[Hasbinbad]

uuuuhhhhLADIES ANDUH GENTLEMEEEEENNNNNNNNNUH

TONIGHT, THE MAIN EVENT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY "Tiggles On Twitch," "Amelinda's Virtusnatch," and "The Shanaez Foundation.."

IN THE DRAB CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 97lbs SOAKING WET AND WEARING BOOTS, lron.

AND IN THE GLITTER CORNER, YOUR CHAMPION, HEAVIEST NECKBEARD ON THE BOX, PROVIDER OF SERVERS, KING OF RIOT CODES, MOST GETTIN' A BEER WITH TMO GIANT FUCKING NERDS
.. IN ..
.. THE ..
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDDDD: EEASHAAANNNN ...:= "THE NAZI" =:... BAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSTEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDD

[gotrocks]

hbb confirmed part of the Buffer family irl.

[Strifer]

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"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

[Hasbinbad]

"HBB here joining lron for some post-fight discussion. lron, can you tell me what you think went wrong?"

"I'M SERVER LEGIND!"

"Yes well, thanks for that. And now we turn to our still-reigning champion, 'The Nazi,' Eashan Basterd. Eashan it seemed like you took control right at the beginning of the fight and ended it quickly. Was that your plan coming in to this fight, or did you take advantage of the opportunity that presented itself in the form of a limp-wristed lron?"

"Well I just sorta sat on him, and that was pretty much my plan."

"Thank you Eashan, now back to Strifer at ringside."

[gotrocks]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

lol'd hard. this why strifer is the shit.

'speaking of breaking tables..' line and the following is what really did it for me, brilliant.

Originally Posted by hbb

I'M SERVER LEGIND"

his face will be on the p99 wheaties box next year.