Need some good Jesus jokes....

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I chased the mormons off the property last time they came (several years ago now). I yelled at the dude like he was a rabid dog, explaining that his cult was destroying the world. I followed them down the street yelling at them never to come back.

Guess who has never darkened my doorstep ever again?

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a woman

I laughed at a Daldolma post.

First time for everything.

[Karkona]

Why do chicks love Jesus?

Because he is hung like this:

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[Bordar]

Ok, I think i found the one that will work....

Whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of jesus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Raavak]

Oh shit, I'm going to hell. I just laughed at that.

[Jenova]

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...

"Can you put me up for the night?"

From the Crow, I always loved this one lol [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]