Hb I'm scared for your sanity

[Barkingturtle]

Hernandez to Oakland after arraignment and bail.

Mark it down.

[Loto]

That would make me so happy

[visage]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Combine a bad cold that has kept me in bed with no sports to watch and the disintegration of the patriots with now Aaron Hernandez being released, shits not good.

What do you for a living??? Wife??? Family??? Gf??? You 16??? What is the story brew

[SamwiseRed]

HB's story is floating around the forums somewhere, lemme try to find it.

edit: found it checkraise=hb

Originally Posted by Rooster_Cogburn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

[SamwiseRed]

bump for visage^^

[karsten]

Originally Posted by Agatha [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I need a port to kareena, i gotta check my fraction with the split paw gnawls

hehe I got that joke

[Nirgon]

I think he knows a steal when he sees it and will use Tebow's desperation as motivation... and work him to death into becoming at least a second string QB for the Pats.

Tebow is gonna work for that money or be very fucked. I'm going with literally get worked to the brink of death and make it for now. What's that line from Full Metal Jacket? I'm going to PT you until you fucking die? Yeah.. that for Tebow.

[Tomato King6]

boner boned.

Luv you pookie

[Agatha]

Originally Posted by karsten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hehe I got that joke

you know everyone fucks up pronouncing shit in everquest, but i have never come across people like sealer and sickpuppy that fuck up EVERY single word, its fucking amazing.

[p-niner]

U hhaven't talked to sektors about EQ then