You Never Say You're Sorry

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by magic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

barkingturtle, you need to get some help, seriously.

Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

[Aeolwind]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

Srsly, are you Vendrix Muk?

[magic]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

"you're jealousy shows" ..... "jealous of my gift with words" .... "19,000 flames"

man, you're amazing.

[Barkingturtle]

Really dude? That's what you're gonna go with? A typo?

I mean, if I were going to attempt to insult you, I'd probably begin at the beginning: by inferring that your mother got sodomized by your uncle and nine months later you came out in a diarrhea afterbirth. You were raised in abject squalor, but it was the best Mommy could do when the menfolk would only offer handfuls of nickels to shove objects into her vagina, and she didn't really have any other marketable skills. As time passed by and you grew up into a young man, you found that it really wasn't worth any more than those spare nickels to fist your own mother, but you paid it anyway because let's face it: action's action.

By the time you were old enough to make your own way in the world, you'd tasted a lot of semen. It tasted like the affection of a man, and it made you whole since you'd barely known your daddy. Sure sometimes they hit you, but that was just their way, and deep down you knew you deserved it.

College was a tough period for you. Mostly because it's hard to get accepted when you lack the genetic material requisite for critical thought. Not really your fault, though. I mean, your dad was your uncle, after all. Just thinking about him reminds you of all those times he'd read you stories at bedtime, and how he'd always kiss you on your forehead goodnight, mostly because he was afraid you'd snowball him if he kissed your lips or cheek. You remember the way your torn little baby anus tingled when he'd give you that goodnight kiss? Is it tingling right now as I end this post and you float away into fantasy? I bet it is.

[magic]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Really dude? That's what you're gonna go with? A typo?

I mean, if I were going to attempt an insult you, I'd probably begin at the beginning: by inferring that your mother got sodomized by your uncle and nine months later you came out in a diarrhea afterbirth. You were raised in abject squalor, but it was the best Mommy could do when the menfolk would only offer handfuls of nickles to shove objects into her vagina, and she didn't really have any other marketable skills. As time passed by and you grew up into a young man, you found that it really wasn't worth any more than those spare nickels to fist your own mother, but you paid it anyway because let's face it: action's action.

By the time you were old enough to make your own way in the world, you'd tasted a lot of semen. It tasted like the affection of a man, and it made you whole since you'd never known your daddy. Sure sometimes they hit you, but that was just their way, and deep down you knew you deserved it.

College was a tough period for you. Mostly because it's hard to get accepted when you lack the genetic material requisite for critical thought. Not really your fault, though. I mean, your dad was your uncle, after all. Just thinking about him reminds you of all those times he'd read you stories at bedtime, and how he'd always kiss you on your forehead goodnight, mostly because he was afraid you'd snowball him if he kissed your lips or cheek. You remember the way worn torn little baby anus tingled when he'd give you that goodnight kiss? Is it tingling right now as I end this post and you float away into fantasy? I bet it is.

You try way, way too hard. If you want some info about me and my family.. I'm currently in college, and yes it is tough. As far as a requisite for critical thought, I'm about a year away from graduating with an Environmental Sustainability degree. My mother is actually the nicest person I know, I've only ever heard her yell a handful of times in my 24 years of existence. She is a very successful woman making around $100k a year. My dad wasn't my uncle, he was a Viet Nam veteran and was a Police Officer / Lawyer in the Montgomery County, MD area. My uncle has a degree in Chemistry and is a farmer in Nebraska. He has roughly six-thousand acres. He mostly raises cattle and sells them to CAFOs once they meet the proper weight requirements. As for crops, he uses an eco-fallow farming system, drip irrigation, and cover cropping to achieve maximum synergistic benefits.

What's it like outside today where you live? You should go interact with people in real life the same way you do here. I bet you'd be in jail in about an hour.

[Barkingturtle]

Your dear ol' saint of a whore mom would be really disappointed if she saw you getting trolled this hard, dude. Lucky for you she can't see anything after the neighborhood kids finish making her live up to her nickname of Bukkake Betty.

Seriously, what the fuck made you think I give a fuck about you or your family, moron? So you're some dumb little kid, big fucking surprise there. I don't care. I can't believe you keep indulging me even after I flat out tell you I'm only here to fuck with you because I can sense how weak you are.

[magic]

The point is that you openly talk about how skilled you are and how much you will make me appear to be an idiot. You've failed. The only thing you're capable of doing is spending 10 minutes to come up with overly elaborate posts that are extremely offensive. Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you. You spend way too much time online.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by magic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you.

Magic, not only is this true, but also applicable to you.

You guys should both have a cup of coffee and calm down.

[Goobles]

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[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by magic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The point is that you openly talk about how skilled you are and how much you will make me appear to be an idiot. You've failed. The only thing you're capable of doing is spending 10 minutes to come up with overly elaborate posts that are extremely offensive. Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you. You spend way too much time online.

If they're overly elaborate it's because you're under-developed, you whiny little bitch. If they're extremely offensive it's by design, you stupid fucking cunt. And I'm sorry, but I don't require affirmation of my "coolness". I am the epitome of cool. Cool comes to me and asks, "Hey BT, what should I be next?"