Ranch dressing is a perfect example of what is wrong with the US

[Black Jesus]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ITT: Butthurts who like bland food.
Go the F*** back to France.

goddamn right

Originally Posted by Faerie Blossom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

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[Cars]

Originally Posted by Faerie Blossom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't remember boasting about any of those things, and I am certainly not a follower of the Atkin's diet or a regular drug user. I'm an irregular drug user at most, and you'll never hear me recommending vegetable oil for human consumption.

But the topic is ranch dressing. The world sees us dipping our pizza into it, and destroying perfectly good sandwiches with it, and it's no wonder they hate us. The taste is so strong it overpowers every other flavor it touches, but that's how we like our food: strong, and overpowering. It's one thing to put it on salad (I understand most people dislike the taste of vegetables), but it's the use as a general condiment that really gets to me. The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

Yes... the world hates America for it's gratuitous use of ranch dressing...

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Cars [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes... the world hates America for it's gratuitous use of ranch dressing...

America invaded Iraq for Crude ranch dressing.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Rhambuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

America invaded Iraq for Crude ranch dressing.

Still waiting for the completion of that new ranch dressing pipeline from Canadia.

[Black Jesus]

I don't know why you liberals hate on the Iraq war have you forgot about 9/11 already?

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Still waiting for the completion of that new ranch dressing pipeline from Canadia.

I'm still reeling from the loss of all that ran in the gulf coast when BP's offshore drill popped that pocket and ranch spewed out into the ocean killing all those fish. What a waste!

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Rhambuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm still reeling from the loss of all that ran in the gulf coast when BP's offshore drill popped that pocket and ranch spewed out into the ocean killing all those fish. What a waste!

If only someone could develop some way to refine crude ranch into tartar sauce...

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Black Jesus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't know why you liberals hate on the Iraq war have you forgot about 9/11 already?

not hating on the war at all...

also 9/11 was 12 years ago (nearly) we've practically rebuilt the iraqi government, killed osama bin lade, and laid waste to the majority of al quada, dont care if im spelling it wrong im not taking the 3 seconds to look up how to properly spell that bullshit.

how much more can we do?

[Kagatob]

What does Iraq have to do with 9/11?

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Faerie Blossom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.

Meh. Aside from the MSG and artificial crap, it's just buttermilk, garlic, onion, dill, parsley, basil, paprika, mustard, chives, and pepper. Mostly, it's the stuff people have been putting on pizza and burgers for ages.

But anyway... I'm from New Orleans. Flavours are never supposed to be subtle.