wtf

[Alawen Everywhere]

The raid scene was really fun until the camping started. I wasn't writing for the general population--Hasbinbad was level 50 before I even started on this server. If you're still enjoying the server, more power to you. I still have fun helping low levels with my druid, but the raid scene is pretty much all bummer all the time.

I've never smoked crack in my life. I spend six months of every year completely clean--no alcohol, no pot, no prescription drugs, no over-the-counter medications, no caffeine, no white sugar, no white flour. I'm currently in that six months. I'll buy a bag and a couple bottles of champagne at Christmas time. I'm also married.

But of course you won't believe that. You'll believe that I'm divorced and addicted to crack even though the only source of that information is known liars and trolls. Years from now, if you recall anything, it will be that my wife left me because I was a crack addict who played EQ 18 hours a day. That's how the memory of normal humans works. That's how marketing works. That's how the Republican spin machine works. That's how Swiftboat Veterans for Truth worked. Rush in the lie, then when the truth comes out most people think the truth is the spin and the lie is the truth.

[bullet]

Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The raid scene was really fun until we didn't have the whole P99 content to ourselves

Fixed so you might understand.

Now eat your own poo poo Alawen.

[Barkingturtle]

Uh, I was being facetious buddy. I know you don't smoke crack, because let's face it, you don't know any black guys. Was more or less just commenting on what I see as a disturbingly morose overtone to some of your recent posts.

And really, I just don't get the disillusionment. Did you folks not know that if you rushed to fifty months and months in advance of Kunark you'd end up with very little to do? Hell, I've never had a level-capped character in EQ, because they kept moving the fucking carrot, and I knew that if I sprinted to 50 I'd be bummed.

[Hasbinbad]

Sooooo.. Same old shit, just more people now eh?

[Alawen Everywhere]

Yeah, more people, so more conflict. I think it's really nice for more casual folks, though--lots of grouping in lots of zones at low level. But even in the mid to late thirties, there's a lot of competition for camps and lots of conflict. I think it's going to get really rough in the fall. Historically, I remember summer always being the low point for participation and then a big flood of new and returning players in the fall. If the developers can finish everything, it would be really good for them to release Kunark in September. I'm not sure if that's possible or not.

[bullet]

Poor Inglourious Basterds.

Now eat it.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by bullet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Poor Inglourious Basterds.

Now eat it.

Do you know this phrase "non sequitur"? That might be a good name for you after bullet gets banned from the forums.

[xorbier]

Woot. Another post that turns into Alawen crying.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by xorbier [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Woot. Another post that turns into Alawen crying.

Uh, hi, guy I have no idea who you are. Hasbinbad was my guildy and I enjoyed playing with him a great deal. He came back and asked what was up and I gave him a straight answer.

Maybe you don't like straight answers. Maybe you love camping bosses. I have no idea--I don't know who you are and probably couldn't care less.

You want to hear me cry about something? I'm sunburned to fuck today and I have blisters on my toes and my heels. That little Asian motherfucker I paid $35 to fix my boots did a horseshit job that I could have done much better myself. I'm dehydrated and I slept like shit. Feel my pain, motherfuckers.

Oh, I forgot. The bands at the Alice concert were really mediocre but there were a lot of really hot women wearing almost nothing. I probably alienated my friend Camilla because I couldn't stop staring at the ass of this tall Asian chick who couldn't keep a beat but loved to shake it. Alright, this part isn't really crying. I'll try harder next time.

It's hard for me to complain much. I love life. Every day I run out of hours to do all the things I'd like to do. I love to play EverQuest. I love to quad! I love to go outside. I love food and cooking and people and books and movies and beaches and museums and libraries and music and dancing and playing guitar badly and singing so awfully you'd immediately tell me to stfu. And women. My god I love women so.

Now it's time for me to go outside and seize the motherfucking day. I'm going to listen to my iPod and feel incredibly grateful to be in this amazing place and just to be alive. And you know what? I hope your day is amazing too.

[xorbier]

"I don't know who you are and probably couldn't care less."
Translation: I care

"Feel my pain, motherfuckers"
Tranlation: Butthurt cause IB isn't king of 1999 anymore

"hot women wearing almost nothing";"I couldn't stop staring at the ass of this tall Asian chick";"women. My god I love women so"
Translation: I'm not gay, no really I'm not.

<3 Sorry couldn't resist.