Looking for a guild? <Dark Horizons> wants you!!

[Kafter]

Growing bigger everyday! Vent, leveling, and questing for all classes and levels. Come be apart of the fun!

[Krindor]

Another bonus to being in this guild, regularly scheduled ritual sacrifices. JOIN US FOR THE FUN!

-Widdli Skoods

[Kafter]

Still killing, still leveling, still growing! Find us in game.

[talian21]

After meeting Dibiasie or whatever his name is, in Gfay yesterday, I will neither consider your guild nor recommend it. Since this is not RNF, I will just stop there.

[Guybrush]

Dark Horizons is now home of Grundwald "Grumpy" Gunderson, the most famous cleric to come out of Kaladim ever in the history of the world.

This means a few things and I'd like everyone to be aware of them.

First and foremost, Dark Horizons will now have the highest concentration of busty elf maidens on the server. They flock to ol' Grundwald like flies to a dervish cutthroat camp.

Secondly, Dark Horizons is now unarguably the best guild on project 1999. There used to be arguments that could be made about who holds this much coveted position, but now they can all be trumped by saying "Grundwald is in Dark Horizons"

Thirdly, there are probably going to be a lot of suicides in the coming days as heartbroken guild leaders around the world are unable to handle the fact that Grundwald is off the market.
Sorry my friends, spending hours healing you several days a week so that you can have fancy items to show off to your friends is not how a devout servant of Brell Serilis should be used.
Over time, your emotional scars will fade. New poopsocks will fill up and cover the old ones in your poop pile and when there is no more room for poop in your house and you die from an infection or diabetes or something, Grundwald will still be there to resurrect you. Just not in your guild.

Be well and beat the rush! Join Dark Horizons TODAY!

[Macarena]

Originally Posted by talian21 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

After meeting Dibiasie or whatever his name is, in Gfay yesterday, I will neither consider your guild nor recommend it. Since this is not RNF, I will just stop there.

if you dont appreciate the humor of dibiase, then we dont want you in the guild!

[carthorn]

The only thing that could make this guild better is a new Erudite Paladin named Jemar ....

[Macarena]

BUMP, guild is going strong, join us

[odiecat99]

Hey Macarena thanks for raping kurns to powerlevel your guildie drpepper and basically giving the other people in the zone the middle finger that were trying to level.

[Macarena]

We must be doing great when we are getting TMO-like hate from random nobodies, thanks!! Core group of guild is now around 30-40, if your in this level range (and any other level ranges) and want to play with some great people and have fun feel free to send a tell! We regularly give away items to help each other out, PL each other, and have a lot of fun playing, join us today!!