CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Like the Kool-Aid guy? Except instead of doling out Kool-Aid, he was doling out beerskis from his half finished 30-pack of BL.

That's awesome.

You ever have a rum-lite? Shot or two of your favorite rum, pour a bud-lite in. Not bad, not great, but not bad.

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

What do we do if the baby poops in the tub? 💩

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

This is one of many reasons why governments invest in public transport; it reduces many of the social and environmental harms of private transport, while retaining many of the economic benefits.

Safety regs might seem expensive, but they greatly increases the profitable life of workers, so give a better overall economic benefit.

[magnetaress]

I just want an ak47 and harems

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I cant see what he is putting but good to see Solleks is still upto his multi posting antics [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would bet money at least 25% of them contain the word "Cuck" "boot lick test" or him professing his sobriety.

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by Hoppkins_Wytchfinder [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I cant see what he is putting but good to see Solleks is still upto his multi posting antics [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would bet money at least 25% of them contain the word "Cuck" "boot lick test" or him professing his sobriety.

You're spot on.

[solleks]

Cuck dont lick boots . stay sober. Fuckin brilliant

[Snortles Chortles]

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[BlackBellamy]

The greatest letter ever written.

[magnetaress]

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The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

— Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Kinda racist, but I will let it slide.