ELON MUSK vs. MARK ZUCKERBERG CAGE MATCH

[aussenseiter]

This can be closed?

Elon isn't gonna fight Zuckerberg

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[Trexller]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This can be closed?

Elon isn't gonna fight Zuckerberg

Mods??

on the JRE 10-31 podcast Elon reiterated Anytime Anywhere Any Rules, and confidently asserted that all he needs to do to beat Zuck is to lay on him due to the huge weight difference between the 2 men.

Elon likened it to picking a fight with a walrus, while the walrus could tear you apart with its tusks, all it actually needs to do is put it's weight on you.

It's still in Zuck's court. If Zuck doesn't respond it confirms what we all believed to begin with, Zuck is just a Cuck.

his own employees in his own company use his name to refer to screw ups as "Zuck Ups"

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

on the JRE 10-31 podcast Elon reiterated Anytime Anywhere Any Rules, and confidently asserted that all he needs to do to beat Zuck is to lay on him due to the huge weight difference between the 2 men.

Elon likened it to picking a fight with a walrus, while the walrus could tear you apart with its tusks, all it actually needs to do is put it's weight on you.

It's still in Zuck's court. If Zuck doesn't respond it confirms what we all believed to begin with, Zuck is just a Cuck.

his own employees in his own company use his name to refer to screw ups as "Zuck Ups"

Yea he apparently drove to Zuck’s house to I don’t know what, challenge him to fight on his front lawn? Even Elon didn’t really articulate why

But Elon said Zuck wasn’t there. Elon is still acting like he’s DTF (Down to Fight lol), but honestly everyone knows he has very little chance

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yea he apparently drove to Zuck’s house to I don’t know what, challenge him to fight on his front lawn? Even Elon didn’t really articulate why

But Elon said Zuck wasn’t there. Elon is still acting like he’s DTF (Down to Fight lol), but honestly everyone knows he has very little chance

iirc Elon said him and some engineers were testing a self driving vehicle in Palo Alto, and Zuck's house in that city is just a few miles from the Tesla facility, so they went to Zuck's house and a representative told them that Zuck was "traveling" which is probably true, but still, radio silence (after Zuck initially agreed to a "for charity" type fight) when your only tech rival is constantly calling you out looks bad, really bad.

stock price drop and market share loss bad. If you're the public face of a company, your spoken words are basically the same as a signed contract, in the court of public opinion.

IMO Zuck's only way out of this is to get Elon to agree to some kind of "for charity" comedic type fight, where they fight in some funny and entertaining manner, without a clear winner.

I think Elon would agree if Meta/Zuck made some concessions, then the world keeps on turning and a few hundred million goes to a good cause.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

on the JRE 10-31 podcast Elon reiterated Anytime Anywhere Any Rules, and confidently asserted that all he needs to do to beat Zuck is to lay on him due to the huge weight difference between the 2 men.

Elon likened it to picking a fight with a walrus, while the walrus could tear you apart with its tusks, all it actually needs to do is put it's weight on you.

This is correct. Spinners only win in the movies.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is correct. Spinners only win in the movies.

Yeah on that podcast Elon said he weighs 240

Zuck can't be more than 180 soaking wet

sooo yeah world class training or not, sorry Zuck

Edit: found this usa today article with their supposed "stats"

musk 6'2 187 lbs, but i feel like the words from his own mouth (240lbs) are more reliable, plus he looks fatter than he used to

zuck 5'7 155 lbs

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/...h/70542568007/

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah on that podcast Elon said he weighs 240

Zuck can't be more than 180 soaking wet

sooo yeah world class training or not, sorry Zuck

Edit: found this usa today article with their supposed "stats"

musk 6'2 187 lbs, but i feel like the words from his own mouth (240lbs) are more reliable, plus he looks fatter than he used to

zuck 5'7 155 lbs

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/...h/70542568007/

I would put Musk at 220 because sometimes the truth is in the middle.

[Meneldor]

Cuckerberg is a 5'2" manlet

[Toxigen]

zuck is at least partially alien tho so ya dont know what kind of superbio weapon he has behind those punches

[booter]

he's been training in the metaverse, something elon hasn't purchased yet