A thread about scotch, lovin america, postin memes, trippin nerds, & amelinda.

[PureLo]

i don't drink... but i did like RapidScotch... quite the coincidence "scotch" and Amelinda got implemented into the same thread [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Feachie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

then to put it into sportbike terms, a good scotch versus an inexpensive whiskey is like the difference between an aprilia rsv4 vs. yamaha yzf-r1. they'll both get you there, one of them is just more refined.

i don't need metaphors, i've sampled just about every liqour imaginable, had to read all sorts of books on wine and liqour and beer for distillation and fermentation, aging: cask, type of water, ingredients used, even if it was indoors in a cellar or aged where the air could get to it. I know all that shit. Doesn't mean it makes sense.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i don't need metaphors, i've sampled just about every liqour imaginable, had to read all sorts of books on wine and liqour and beer for distillation and fermentation, aging: cask, type of water, ingredients used, even if it was indoors in a cellar or aged where the air could get to it. I know all that shit. Doesn't mean it makes sense.

let me rephrase: scotch is some nasty shit all around, never had one that didnt taste terrible. Never found anything enjoyable in the experience.

[Feachie]

young alcoholic, some day it will. someday. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

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[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

People who drink scotch are the same people who beat their wives, so by all means savor the flavor you ned

[Ektar]

I kinda dislike the taste of most alcohol - all liquor, beer, and wine with few exceptions. whiskey (irish whiskey, followed my scotch, not so much bourbon) just provides me with the least amount of ick to alcoholic intake ratio. I have been known to enjoy a glass of jameson after the first few initial sips though.

[Feachie]

Originally Posted by Abacab "The REAL truth" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People who drink natty light/coors/etc are the same people who beat their wives, so by all means savor the flavor you ned

fixt

[Ektar]

or are poor college students! don't be so generalizing, girl!

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "suck" fucking dick.

In any case, a black cock is just pissing off daddy, and only fit to get you pregnant if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the cock in your roast beef snatch is, it's fucking ******dick and therefore shit.

A good mulatto cock however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting him off, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a quickie, go deep. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, gobble expensive white cock.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of sucking a fine single mulatto mushroom tip.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the sweat created by the arousal evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of cum, come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the semen to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine dick if you're sucking it properly, because it should all fit on your tongue. Every drop you spit is completely wasted.

If you just suck it, you may as well be sucking off some $5 sanfran trannie, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

Trust me I'm a pro at sucking dick

Signed,

Habsbinbad