Every Elon Twitter Meme in One Place

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go on a crime spree.

Twitter offices is closed today for safety.

[magnetaress]

Yeah. Feels bad. People are losing their minds. They should have all just been arrested for precrime.

[Botten]

Originally Posted by Homesteaded [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great comedy when bad business folk laugh at one of the best businessmen of our time for his business practices.

I am curious how the smart business man is going to get around the WARN act. If he doesn't he is about to lose a lot more than he has already lost.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Botten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am curious how the smart business man is going to get around the WARN act. If he doesn't he is about to lose a lot more than he has already lost.

At first glance it appears filing suit would end up being an own goal.

[Botten]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

At first glance it appears filing suit would end up being an own goal.

for the individual.... not so much in a class action and with a lot more traction.

[magnetaress]

60 days notice is all that is legally required rly.

This is all by design. Starving colledge debtors will be lining up to fill in the positions at 10% of the old salaries. There'll be a lack of oversight and petty departmental kings plus a nice beefy contract to cloud share every version of of keypress on every device that runs the app to government paid data sniffers btw u signed ur first borns over.

Either way Musk gets a golden parachute or a seat at the table of the biggest Propoganda machine everywhere. Everyone hears the comforting voices of their favorite celebrities and influencers in their heads and dies ignorant and groveling for scraps. Elon literally launches himself into space in a fully automated space yacht that is wired directly into multiple drone slaves which lovingly polish him off while he dreams about saving humanity by giving them the opportunity to work in the mines on mars for nutritionally yeasted nutrient packs flavored *like distant earth berries humans cannot even remember anymore.

Everything is great 👍!

[Jibartik]

Or environmentalists try to kill the guy that made the electric car a reality.

[Homesteaded]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or environmentalists try to kill the guy that made the electric car a reality.

Also good laughs.

[Jibartik]

It's like exactly the same as how the conservatives reacted to twitter for the last 5 years, but like if they turned it up to libtard levels.

lol

"This is actually a dagner to my saftey!"

instead of just free speech lol

[magnetaress]

Bust out the smores. The ingredients keep pretty well too.