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Old 09-20-2022, 09:09 PM
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God is not fooled.
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Old 09-20-2022, 11:55 AM
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The problem with this is people will know it's happening. So fear stops most from pressing the button.

I don't want to see it coming. So maybe I should engage in dangerous behaviors like going to Mogadishu butt instead planning to live. Butt secretly hoping someone gets me.
I wanna have sex in a pneumatic press so I can go balls deep one last time
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Old 09-20-2022, 10:02 PM
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Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
Jesus Christ saves.
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Old 09-21-2022, 04:18 AM
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Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
Jesus Christ saves.
Jesus saves remotely? Sounds like celebrity love. Jesus is a celebrity though so it makes sense he's completely bloody useless.
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Old 09-21-2022, 09:08 AM
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I believe in Jesus. He's going to be there for me when I can't feel my body anymore and I'm rising to heaven.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:18 AM
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Heaven is for those people who want someone to touch their incorporal body while they cant. Got it.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:19 AM
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Also, my now is your soon to be.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:25 AM
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Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:31 AM
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Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word
Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.
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Old 09-21-2022, 10:59 AM
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Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.
Biden: If you don't get vaccinated you will die!

Vaccinated Dead Celebrity: He's right
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