Ban Hammer Thread

[Pokesan]

he posted a lame ban baiting thread that got ignored then told on himself for bashing sirken

sad

[Lulz~Sect]

Tryharding 101 amirite

[Shrubwise]

There once was a man named Blue_Defector
His post count was so long you could miss it
But his savior, named Sirken
Applied a swift-ban
And now he can just go suck-it




meh 2/10

[Pokesan]

mick always longed for Rhodesia
posting pol memes like a dork oh yea
but having them read
i now wish i were dead
or at least had amnesia

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mick always longed for Rhodesia
posting pol memes like a dork oh yea
but having them read
i now wish i were dead
or at least had amnesia

fairly complex message in a semi entertaining rhyme! Decent but doesn't live up to your first one in this thread. Decent though! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[skarlorn]

hAIKU

forums are cold soil
we fill them with spit and seed
nothing good grows here

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hAIKU

forums are cold soil
we fill them with spit and seed
nothing good grows here

I need to go refresh my memory on how to write a haiku!

[skarlorn]

rivera is wrong dude ur avatar is 10/10

[Rivera]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

rivera is wrong dude ur avatar is 10/10

D:

[Lulz~Sect]

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