CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Gwaihir]

While we're on the topic of bathroom etiquette; im willing to bet you're the type of person that sniffs the toilet paper after, and wantonly inspects their feces for signs of trauma. Protip: your fissures are causually linked to your proclivities.

Crap and flush: live dangerously. Life is short; no time for looking back, bro.

[Gwaihir]

The stomata is the first physiological element developed after conception in utero. In cases of en-utero physchological trauma, the result is often manifest in post-birth anal rentiveness. This arrested development then manifests with obsessive compulsive disorders relating to an obsession with overeating, and an extremely overactive occupation with the sensations experienced through ones oral and rectal cavities.

Seek Christ.

Hope this helps.

[magnetaress]

You can't control anything. Or anyone. Once you try to at gunpoint things start to get really messy.

If you appreciate hosing blood and shit off the walls, go for it. I am not going to get in your way. I understand your sentiment. Experience has taught me a lot about how useless it is though. If this generation is disciplined and purged it won't be long before people are drowning in drugs, anger, and shit again.

We are all just railing against nature and we can only succeed in that endeavor for a brief period of our own lifetime.

Maybe, eventually, 100 million years from now we'll edge the cycle closer to Angelic perfection. Don't hold your breath to long though. Sooner or later you got to breathe and we'll choke on the stench of every one's rotting corpses. I'm already choking to death. I can't be mad about though. You don't see me bothering to dig any damn mass graves.

God bless and sleep peaceful like.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can't control anything. Or anyone.

We had a guy in high school that had a car and we called him Eddie U-turn because when we piled into the bomb to go cruising for hot foxes if anyone spotted anything we would go "U-turn!!!" and he would just automatically pull a u-turn at that instant regardless of traffic laws and we would look at each other and make joystick motions with our hands.

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I saw that same motion in a corporate meeting room decades later when some guy sent his subordinate on some errand and then turned to his buddy and put his fist on top of his palm and did the little joystick motion. I didn't know it was so universal.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We had a guy in high school that had a car and we called him Eddie U-turn because when we piled into the bomb to go cruising for hot foxes if anyone spotted anything we would go "U-turn!!!" and he would just automatically pull a u-turn at that instant regardless of traffic laws and we would look at each other and make joystick motions with our hands.

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I saw that same motion in a corporate meeting room decades later when some guy sent his subordinate on some errand and then turned to his buddy and put his fist on top of his palm and did the little joystick motion. I didn't know it was so universal.

Fucking Russian humor.

U got me.

[Nirgon]

Glad this joke is almost over

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Glad this joke is almost over

Not if the Chicken Little's have their way.

We haven't even seen the havoc this is going to cause the housing and commercial real estate industries yet. Gonna be a ton of defaults next month when the triple payments are due; as well as the large volume of eviction proceedings that will begin since a large number of renters entered into rent deferment programs (which aren't forgivable in a bankruptcy, btw) that they have no intention of repaying.

Most of the major residential and commercial REITs are down 50 to 75% in anticipation of their incoming insolvency, and subsequent bankruptcies.

On the bright side, perhaps this will instigate a domino effect with reputable lenders walking away from loans underwater when their equity drops, thereby creating an opportunity for entry for people looking to become first-time homeowners; no homo.

Lets have a moment of silence for the speculative "landlord", it will be so sad to hear them regale us with tales of losing their 6th income property in the great depression of 2020/2021

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

On the bright side, perhaps this will instigate a domino effect with reputable lenders walking away from loans underwater when their equity drops, thereby creating an opportunity for entry for people looking to become first-time homeowners; no homo.

This is the gold standard of internet posts 😂

[Kaveh]

Originally Posted by Woke Locc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the gold standard of internet posts 😂

He’s rooting for a repeat economic collapse of 2008-2009. That pretty much raised suicides and opioid addiction such that life expectancy dropped across much of the US, but I guess let’s go for round 2

[Megalodon]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Protip:

As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI.

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We have soap. Do you corona skeptics not believe in soap anymore? Hand washing is more effective than anything else anyway

#HazardPayForRNs

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Glad this joke is almost over

Lol the chromosome heros in this thread. Gogogogo catch it hero's