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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 05-14-2020, 07:36 PM
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This meme has been engineered with insight and understanding.
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Old 05-14-2020, 07:47 PM
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I love my ar15 and i would totally blast the virus as well
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Old 05-14-2020, 08:03 PM
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Old 05-14-2020, 08:59 PM
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You were hoping for a game changer, but guess what? The game didn't actually change.

Now, youre just a fat morbidly obese diabetic who is afraid to go outside, because boogeymen without masks might be out there, threatening your fragile sense of security with a sub-1% chance of catastrophe.

Fuck outta here
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:03 PM
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Protip:

As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI.
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:05 PM
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As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI.
We have soap. Do you corona skeptics not believe in soap anymore? Hand washing is more effective than anything else anyway

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Old 05-14-2020, 09:10 PM
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We have soap. Do you corona skeptics not believe in soap anymore? Hand washing is more effective than anything else anyway

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If you didnt wash your hands in the bathroom before this shit, then you're a no-class cretin, and likely dont wash your hands still.

Gotta make a law for people to wash their hands after handling their junk and asshole. Thats how degenerate and lacking in common sense the postmodern man(and i use the term loosely) is.

If theres anything positive to gain from all of this, its the solace in the thought that perhaps people are washing their hands after wiping their ass these days, and even then ill still bravely shake your hand at the close of a business deal, because living in fear denotes a lack of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:39 PM
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If you didnt wash your hands in the bathroom before this shit, then you're a no-class cretin, and likely dont wash your hands still.

Gotta make a law for people to wash their hands after handling their junk and asshole. Thats how degenerate and lacking in common sense the postmodern man(and i use the term loosely) is.

If theres anything positive to gain from all of this, its the solace in the thought that perhaps people are washing their hands after wiping their ass these days, and even then ill still bravely shake your hand at the close of a business deal, because living in fear denotes a lack of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen
I would wash my hands after shaking your hand was my point, no need for gloves
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:04 PM
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Gyms opening the 18th, thank Christ, I’m gonna get jacKKKed
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:26 PM
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If theyre democracies, then why do bluebloods from historically aristocratic families always get elected?
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