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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |
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44 | 20.66% |
| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |
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24 | 11.27% |
| I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. |
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7 | 3.29% |
| I am already dead. |
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67 | 31.46% |
| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |
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32 | 15.02% |
| Mossad agents are dancing again. |
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39 | 18.31% |
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This meme has been engineered with insight and understanding.
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I love my ar15 and i would totally blast the virus as well
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You were hoping for a game changer, but guess what? The game didn't actually change.
Now, youre just a fat morbidly obese diabetic who is afraid to go outside, because boogeymen without masks might be out there, threatening your fragile sense of security with a sub-1% chance of catastrophe. Fuck outta here | ||
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Protip:
As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI. | ||
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If you didnt wash your hands in the bathroom before this shit, then you're a no-class cretin, and likely dont wash your hands still. Gotta make a law for people to wash their hands after handling their junk and asshole. Thats how degenerate and lacking in common sense the postmodern man(and i use the term loosely) is. If theres anything positive to gain from all of this, its the solace in the thought that perhaps people are washing their hands after wiping their ass these days, and even then ill still bravely shake your hand at the close of a business deal, because living in fear denotes a lack of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen | |||
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Gyms opening the 18th, thank Christ, I’m gonna get jacKKKed
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If theyre democracies, then why do bluebloods from historically aristocratic families always get elected?
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